saw a guy in a suit and tie this morning and it occurred to me that the only difference between that outfit and, like, a fursuit is which aisle of the halloween store you'd find it in. both of them are expensive costumes for roleplay (some people dress up as anthropomorphic animals, others like business penguins, i bet there's overlap somewhere). i doubt either getup would be very comfortable to wear on a humid summer day like this one. it's just kinda weird that we made up some rules about which costumes "look silly" and which silly-looking costumes are not only accepted but expected. anyway i hope suit guy had a good day of performing business or getting an a+ in interview or whatever he was up to, and i hope he's able to wear something more comfortable when he gets to dress up like himself again.
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Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
Timnit Gebru was fired from Google in December 2020 for refusing to retract a research paper, and every single warning that paper made about large language models has now happened at a scale the industry spent 4 years trying to make people forget about.
Her name is Timnit Gebru.
She co-led the Ethical AI team at Google. She co-wrote a paper called "On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots" with Emily Bender at the University of Washington and two other researchers. The paper was 14 pages long. It was submitted to a top AI ethics conference. And it was the reason Google decided that one of the most senior Black women in AI research could no longer work there.
The story Google told publicly was that she resigned. The story she told, confirmed by 2,695 of her colleagues in an open letter, was that she was fired by email while on vacation because she refused to either retract the paper or remove her name from it.
The paper had not even been published yet.
Here is what she actually wrote, and why every prediction inside it has now come true.
The first warning was about scale itself. Bender and Gebru argued that training ever-larger models on ever-larger scrapes of the internet would produce systems that appeared fluent but had no actual understanding of language. They called these systems stochastic parrots because they would repeat patterns from training data with statistical confidence and zero comprehension. The paper predicted that this apparent intelligence would fool both users and developers into trusting outputs that were structurally incapable of being reliable.
This was 2020. GPT-3 had just come out. The paper predicted the hallucination problem before anyone had a word for it.
The second warning was about bias amplification. The paper documented in detail that internet-scale training data contains systematic overrepresentation of dominant viewpoints and underrepresentation of marginalized ones. The models would not just absorb this bias. They would amplify it, because the optimization process rewards confident outputs, and confidence in language patterns tracks frequency in the training set.
The prediction was that hiring tools built on these models would discriminate against women. That healthcare triage tools would underperform on Black patients. That loan approval systems would entrench inequality while presenting their decisions as neutral algorithmic judgment.
Every one of those things has now been documented in deployment.
Amazon's hiring algorithm penalized resumes that contained the word "women" in any context. Healthcare risk scoring algorithms used by major US hospitals were found to systematically underestimate the medical needs of Black patients. Apple Card's credit algorithm gave wives credit lines 10x lower than their husbands for the same financial profile.
The third warning was about environmental cost. The paper calculated that training a single large language model produced emissions equivalent to the lifetime output of 5 cars. The prediction was that the race to scale would create an environmental footprint that would eventually rival entire industries.
In 2024, Google's emissions were up 48% from 2019, and the company explicitly blamed AI infrastructure. Microsoft's were up 29%, same reason. Both companies have now quietly abandoned the climate commitments they were publicly celebrating the year Gebru was fired.
The fourth warning was about documentation. The paper argued that the training datasets being assembled were too large for anyone to actually audit. Nobody at Google, OpenAI, Meta, or any other lab could tell you with confidence what was in the data their models were trained on. This was not a temporary problem to be solved later. It was a permanent feature of the approach.
In 2023, researchers discovered that the LAION-5B dataset, used to train Stable Diffusion and other major image models, contained thousands of images of child sexual abuse material. The companies that had trained on the dataset had no way of knowing. The paper predicted that category of failure 3 years before it was found.
The fifth warning was the one Google cared about most.
Bender and Gebru argued that the deployment of these systems would centralize linguistic and cultural power in the hands of the small number of companies that could afford to train them. The internet would become a place where the dominant voice was a statistical average of dominant voices, presented as a neutral assistant. Languages underrepresented in the training data would degrade over time as more web content was generated by these systems and fed back into the next training run.
This is now happening in real time. A 2024 study found that 57% of new web content in English is AI-generated or AI-assisted. Researchers studying low-resource languages have documented active degradation in translation quality, because the synthetic content fed back into training is itself worse in those languages.
The paper Google fired her for predicted the model collapse problem before model collapse had a name.
The mechanism behind why this all happened is the part of her work that nobody quotes.
Gebru's argument was not that AI is dangerous in some abstract sci-fi sense. Her argument was that AI is dangerous in a very specific structural sense. The technology was being built by a small group of researchers who shared similar backgrounds, worked at similar companies, and were rewarded for shipping products faster than competitors. The incentive structure made it impossible for safety, ethics, and bias concerns to slow anything down. Anyone inside the system who raised those concerns was either ignored, sidelined, or removed.
She was making that argument from inside Google.
Then Google proved her right by removing her.
The team Google had built to make sure their AI was safe was dismantled in 90 days because they did the job they had been hired to do. Margaret Mitchell, the other co-lead of the Ethical AI team, was fired two months after Gebru for searching through her own emails for evidence of how Gebru had been treated.
Gebru did not stop. She founded DAIR, the Distributed AI Research Institute, in 2021. The mission is to do AI research outside the control of the companies that have a financial interest in not hearing the answers.
Every prediction in the Stochastic Parrots paper has now been validated by deployment. Hallucinations are an industry-wide problem the largest labs cannot solve. Bias amplification has been documented in hiring, healthcare, lending, and criminal justice. Environmental costs are larger than entire small countries. Training data audits remain impossible. Model collapse is an active research crisis at every major lab.
The question worth sitting with is the one almost no one in the industry will say out loud.
Every researcher with the technical credibility to call out these problems watched what happened to her in December 2020 and made a calculation about their own career. The number of people willing to speak publicly about safety and ethics issues inside the major AI labs collapsed after that firing and has not recovered.
The researcher Google fired for warning about exactly what is now happening was right.
The company that fired her is now the second-largest deployer of the technology she warned about.
And the people inside that company who agree with her are not allowed to say so.
alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.
You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.
You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.
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really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic
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So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow
the day after tdov should be international try it out for a minute day. try on something you'd wear if you were trans (and nobody is saying you are), try out makeup for the first time (for the novelty), imagine what your name would be if you were to transition (and you don't have to), think of yourself with a different pronoun and imagine people casually referring to you that way (just because it's international try it out for a minute day). it's april first, who says it means anything. just try it out for a minute.
afab here, kinda agender/genderfluid but very cis-passing and i personally don't take my gender very seriously but respect to those who do, and this is something i love to think about.
a thing i would wear: neckties. i'd have a collection of fun ones and learn a bunch of intricate knots. when i was in high school in the early 2000s, i briefly experimented with wearing a tie occasionally (i had a burgundy one with little sheep on it and all of the sheep were white except one black one) but then pop punk happened and i didn't want people to think i was wearing ties as like a trendy thing (also i'm autistic and lack the ability to really seamlessly nail the art of trend-following so it would've just looked like i was trying and failing to do a thing reserved for popular kids) so i gave up the tie thing. i could bring it back now though. a fun tie with a button-down shirt would probably affirm some facet of whatever my gender is. i am currently wearing a sweater that was categorized as "men's" before i bought it and reclassified it as "mine," so that's something.
makeup: this suggestion obviously is meant for people who are not encouraged by society to wear makeup, but also, i will be 40 later this year and have only ever worn makeup as an occasional thing for a fancy event, so it would be unusual for me, specifically, to suddenly show up with makeup on. i like makeup, i just don't have the ability to spend time on it in the morning (for executive function reasons plus having delayed sleep phase disorder and a job that starts at 8am). but i enjoy colorful eyeshadow and i should wear it more often than just the rainbow gradient i do for pride every year.
name: i think i know what my name would be, and it's not even a name i particularly like. it's just one that stands out to me. i don't have any good or bad associations with it, it doesn't really suit me, i certainly wouldn't give this name to a child or a pet, and yet the name "roger" is lodged in my mind for some reason. what the fuck. if i weren't roger, i'd want to choose something naturey. peregrine, maybe. emerald. malachite. strix. let's be honest, i'd choose strix.
pronouns: officially in my email signature i'm she/they. i'm good with that. not a single person uses they/them for me (remember, cis-passing and okay with it) but when i refer to myself in the third person i use they/them and i don't really ever refer to myself as a "lady" or "woman" or "girl." being ma'amed makes me a little nauseated but i got called sir once in college and was unfazed. i will say that i'm hella gay and would love to be (and have) a "wife" someday but at the same time it's cool if you call me dude or guy or bruh.
i don't affirmatively believe in the supernatural. gods, ghosts, that sort of thing - i'll buy in if you show me solid evidence, but that hasn't happened yet so a nonbeliever i remain. having said that, i am also open to the idea that maybe something like that is out there and i just don't know it yet. what do i know, right? i like to stay curious. so anyway
i work in a building that is allegedly haunted. the building isn't too old, probably like 80-90 years or so (i'm in new england usa, so a lot of stuff around here is quite a bit older), but apparently that's old enough to comfortably house a collection of spirits and specters. i've specifically heard ghost stories that took place in the basement and on the first floor. i work on the 4th floor but the mailroom is in the basement so i venture down there a few times a week.
to be fair, the basement looks creepy as hell. like, if you were to design a zoo enclosure for ghosts, the basement of my office building would be a great example of a lush, enriching habitat. there's a long dark hallway. there are a lot of dingy windowless rooms full of stuff that's been forgotten for decades. there are flickering lights. mechanical noises. ominous warning labels. blind corners. bits of crumbling plaster here and there. it's almost a pity if there aren't any ghosts down there tbh. prime habitat.
so far i haven't encountered anything spooky. i've only worked here 6 months, so maybe they're a lil skittish and i just need to be patient and give them time to trust me. open mind, right?
and i don't really see any need to be afraid regardless. the way i view potential ghost encounters is just, like, why not approach it the same way i'd approach a potential encounter with non-ghost strangers. smile, nod, maybe a little wave, mind my business. keep it pleasant and polite. entering an interaction with the attitude that you're facing a threat is going to make the interaction awkward at best and probably make you seem threatening, and i don't want to come off that way to anyone whether or not they have a corporeal form. i'm not gonna be an asshole to someone just because they might be a spectral being, that'd be fucking rude.
also, some of the ghost stories associated with this building involve people hearing faint sounds of a dinner party. that's cool as hell! i hope they're having a blast! good for them! nice to know someone's having fun around here while i go back upstairs to my spreadsheets!
idk, i'm just not convinced that things have to be scary just because they're supernatural. monsters under the bed? i wish! keep my cat company while i'm at work! the hat man? look, if i earn myself a visit from the guy, that's my bad. he's just doing his job. cryptids in the forest? i hope so! i'm gonna befriend sasquatch and bring them doritos and only report the encounter on inaturalist if i receive their informed consent! i am a committed skeptic but that doesn't mean i can't be endlessly curious.
I don't think adult humans get enough cuddles and I am so serious.
You look at almost any other species of mammal and they give each other physical affection all the time, but for some reason we've decided that physical affection when you're an adult should be exclusively romantic and to want frequent physical affection from your friends or family is strange or sus or a sign you actually view them romantically, and this can't be good for us I don't think.
Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?
Wow that’s crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?
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