i’m not dead, i only dress that way

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

chase is so interestingly fucked up. he fatshamed a 10 year old girl, he kissed a 9 year old terminally ill girl bc he felt bad, he tried to dom a patient into taking his pills, he killed a dictator, and then went to a priest for absolution. what a guy.

Cannot stress enough: regardless if you like or don’t like or won’t see the movie version, read the Odyssey! Listen to the audiobook! It’s engaging and entertaining, a lot of it is familiar from other myths and stories, and it’s moving and funny. Athena is trying to lay low among mortals but repeatedly leaves conversations by turning into an eagle and flying away. It’s great

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope