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Eventually Shen Jiu goes into heat and YQY happens to be in the vicinity of the bamboo house so he gets yoinked inside. Shen Jiu is all "if you tell me why you never came back, I'll let you knot me" and YQY confessed SO FUCKING FAST.

Several months later at a peak lord meeting, it's obvious Shen Jiu is pregnant and YQY is a glowing and doting on his very pregnant, very omega mate.

👊 Fundamente cosas en mi mente solo porque sí.

•Bingmei tiene una Cutie Mark completamente diferente a la de Bingge. Bingge tiene algo más orientado a la guerra mientras que la de Bingmei es orientada a la cocina.

•Despues de salir del abismo, LBH ocultó su Cutie Mark. Sus alas las mantenía bajo un encantamiento para que nadie las notará.

•En este mundo solo los cultivadores pueden tener una Cutie Mark.

That's right. I'm talking about Yue Twins.

Shen Yuan was reborn beside a tiny, wailing infant. He, however, stayed quiet, confused, and his new parents had apparently not thought he would make it. He had survived, though. He just hadn't seen the utility in screaming his goddamn head off right out of the womb. They had always assumed he was sickly, after that.

Bah, sickly?! He had been sickly in his last life, in and out of the hospital every few months, close calls with death! The occasional cold he suffered now was nothing more than your average flu, his brother was just so horribly lucky that he never got sick at all!

It meant his parents got less money for him, when they sold him off with his brother.

Really, he should have expected it! His parents hadn't even given him and his brother proper names! But really, selling a three year old? Didn't that seem a little intense? They could have at least waited until he had more hand coordination!

His brother became Yue Qi, and himself Yue Ba. Seven and Eight, the newest little slave kids of the pack.

That is, until Yue Qi found Xiao Jiu.

Yue Qingyuan: only this -takes robes off to show world's 2nd biggest rack-

Shen Jiu: -starts fanning himself- well, that is a strong argum- wait. What are those scars.

Yue Qingyuan: and suddenly I hear my head disciple calling me about paperwork

Shen Jiu: Get back here! Stop running!

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?

He first got into An Ding, and then he waited for Yue Qi to join the sect. After that he told the An Ding peak lord that he had a dream about Yue Qi choosing a dangerous sword and having to be secluded in a cave.

Of course, he gets yelled at to stop spewing nonsense but when the event actually happens the peak lord remembers and tells Shang Qinghua to keep them updated on any future prophetic dreams.

He didn’t want to say anything that could change the timeline to much so Shang Qinghua’s next prophecy was that a childhood friend of Yue Qi, Shen Jiu, would be joining the sect after the immortal alliance conference. This one he made sure to spread the word of in case the An Ding peak lord decided he wanted to keep Shang Qinghua’s abilities secret

After Shen Jiu joined everyone in An Ding praised Shang Qinghua as a prophet and the word spread quickly. The sect leader ordered everyone to keep quiet about “The Prophet of An Ding” so word didn’t get out to other sects that they had a seer in the sect and Shang Qinghua became head disciple of An Ding.

Shen Jiu thought it was all bullshit. He didn’t believe in prophecies or destiny or any of that. He did low key respect the grift but also hated Shang Qinghua for relying on such dirty tactics (cause he’s a hypocrite) instead of just working harder.

Once he became head disciple and actually got to meet this “prophet” he was initially both repulsed and intrigued by how little confidence and self respect he seemed to have. He was even more intrigued when he saw how Shang Qinghua avoided him like the plague despite apparently “foreseeing” his arrival to the sect.

Shen Jiu found a way to corner him and ask for specifics on that “prophecy” he was in. Not wanting to show his cards to early Shang Qinghua panicked and told him he was going to be named Shen Qingqiu the peak lord of Qing Jing.

Shen Jiu was still very suspicious after that but, just couldn’t rationalize spending so much energy on a grifter that wasn’t on his peak and clearly was to pathetic to be a threat

Then he was declared his Shizun’s successor and given the name Shen Qingqiu and suddenly he was much more interested in that guy who clearly knew his future specifically and had known for a while, despite claiming his prophecies to be vague and rare.

By then Shang Qinghua had made a plan for when Shen Qingqiu cornered him and simply said that there was nothing else about him in the prophecies and promising to keep him updated on the details of any future prophetic dreams. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t waste that kind of opportunity so he dropped the issue (for now)

Shang Qinghua still didn’t want to give up anything that could change the plot before Binghe even arrived so his next prophecy was the vague “fall of Tianlang Jun” (happening very soon) and he told Shen Qingqiu before anyone else and asked for advice.

This made Shen Qingqiu feel actually appreciated for once and although he’d never admit it, he was beginning to like the idea of being a peak lord alongside this guy.

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua was starting to panic because he was starting to really like Shen Qingqiu and he knows that every day that passes they get a step closer to his horrific fate.

He first tried to convince Shen Qingqiu. To be less harsh on his students but there was no way Shen Qingqiu was taking teaching advice from someone who didn’t teach so that blew up immediately.

Then he decided to convince Shen Qingqiu to stop teaching and make his staff do that instead, this was much easier because Shen Qingqiu actually hated teaching. The only hurdle was figuring out who to employ as teachers because Shen Qingqiu trusted very little people with his student’s education.

Shang Qinghua also started giving ominous advice that Shen Qingqiu took seriously because he assumed it was from a vision. The highlights of this advice include: learn how to stop someone else’s qi deviation, don’t coddle Ning Ying Ying to much or she won’t be prepared for the real world, and most importantly, start punishing any bullying you witness.

Then he started warning other peak lords about things, like telling Liu Qingge to check in with Mu Qingfang before attempting any breakthroughs and telling Yue Qingyuan about Sha Hualings attack years in advance.

Then Shen Yuan shows up as a Qing Jing disciple and is like “why is everything going so well? Why is Shen Qingqiu a decent guy?”

Then he starts seeing Shang Qinghua on the peak with his shizun and hearing about Shen Qingqiu going to An Ding as well and is suddenly very concerned that the villains are planning something.

He catches the two of them sitting by a river on Qing Jing and decides to spy on them for information. Binghe is with him at the time and joins in.

Shen Yuan is like “that was just a normal conversation- did Shang Qinghua just say ‘get rect’???”

the system lets them watch a movie once in a while and may them be DAMNED if they declined such an opportunity so once in a while the peak lords all have a secret meeting with each other and its literally just them watching kpop demon hunters or something

clearly the untransmigrateds greatly misunderstand the importance of this meeting (though its very important for their sanity so actually maybe it is important)

and then luo binghe gets lost and somehow ends up discreetly opening the door to the meeting not realizing its the meeting and find the peak lords all silent before they all burst out screaming and laughing and smacking each other after forcing each other to watch the bee movie cuz apparently some of the guys havent watched it

LMAO from lbg's perspective it would be so jarring

this squad of respected and renowned leaders are sitting in a ground in pure silence, then they burst into maniacal laughter, then silence, then sobbing and wailing, then silence, then they start smacking each other laughing again, then silence, then they start shouting cuss words

all he can do is try to guess what kind of plant or substance can give such hallucinations