I'm Cintiri, good to see you! Welcome to my scum villain blog :)
I post art, writing drabbles, and AU stuff here. Just whatever strikes my fancy! I've been hyper fixated on scum villain for like 9 months now, and it's finally breached containment onto here.
I hope you enjoy my sketches, drabbles, and whatever else I post here! I may not be consistent, but I do have a Lot of Wips.
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What I think of you based off your favourite svsss chatacter:
Shen Yuan: horny and/or chronically online
Luo Binghe: you cherish childlike innocence even when it's twisted to the point it's barely recognizable. You love to explore how trauma shapes a person
Luo Bingge: "free my man even though he did all that shit"
Shen Jiu: you're able to look past how people present themselves and see the hurt child inside, ironically similar to Luo binghe fans but you'll never admit it
Yue Qingyuan: horny
Shang Qinghua: horny
Mobei Jun: you have a soft spot for characters who are cold due to child neglect. Also you are horny
Sha hualing: horny
Liu Mingyan: you LOVE to say "God forbid women have a hobby" in response to everything women do no matter how absurd
Liu Qingge: like CRAZY horny
Ning Yingying: you are puppies and rainbows and sunshine
Tianlang Jun: you love to call him a slut even though he's probably only had sex like one time
Zhuzhi Lang: absolute pro at ignoring war crimes your blorbo has committed
gongyi xiao (pure of heart young man who risked his place in the sect by freeing shen yuan from what he assumed was a non-con situation) meets liu mingyan (filthy fujoshi who wrote non-con rpf of shen yuan)
This would probably inspire Lmy to write a spin-off about (poor captured and sexually mistreated) Sqq being rescued by honorable gyx leading to a (not so) innocent thank you make-out and lots of tension. Only to end in lbh finding them and re-capturing and imprisoning his shizun to have his wicked, jealous way with him.
Gotta make sure that nobody can ever satisfy his shizun like he can. Maybe even putting gyx in the cuck chair to show him how he could never make shizun moan like lbh can (only to drive himself insane with jealousy because nobody but him deserves to look at that skin or to listen to those bitten back moans or smell… ehem)
Lmy got a bestseller incoming. All the fangirlies (including tlj) will rip each other to pieces debating if pure honorable gyx deserved to get some (or get in on that action) or not. There will be bingqiuxiao shippers.
Ellie you will always be special to me. Can't believe she just straight up froze that warmage's balls, good for her.
Please don't kill donut miss chaos goddess. Chopping off Carl's feet might be a little funny for about five seconds though, before the AI's world ending crash out destroys all known life in the universe.
I'm pretty sure that Minus guy is trying to kill Carl and Donut. I mean, it's been pretty heavily implied. Wonder what new and horrible execution method the AI will cook up for him. I mean, he already did the 'pulling out harbinger's intestines through his hair follicles' thing. What's next? Pulling out his eyeballs through his anus?
MATT DINNIMAN GAVE US A KARAOKE BAR FIGHT IN BOOK 8 GOD BLESS. Did not know that what I was missing in my life was Carl and Donut doing a duet while duking it out with a drunk unicorn. Incredible. 10/10 no notes.
I also am deeply concerned about the AI in general. And also Carl keeps using 'he' for the AI, like donut mentioned. You notably did not reply to that one, Carl.
Anyways, I'm halfway through chapter 58 as of now. I am both excited and frightened to see where this book is going.
I cannot believe the first thing Donut does in the new book is instantly call a hit out on Carl's new wife, she's such an icon. She gaslit that snake into thinking she pissed herself. She did it all while heavily traumatized over committing quite possibly the deadliest and most brutal mass casualty event in the history of the crawl. And then she goes back to the grind like it's NOTHING. Princess Donut they could never make me hate you.
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I Will by Mitski, a Scum Villain animatic [VD under cut]
[VD: The animatic is in black and white and focuses on Luo Binghe caring for Shen Qingqiu's corpse in volume 2. Intercut are scenes of them cohabiting happily in volume 1 and Luo Binghe with his mother, and there is a transition featuring Luo Binghe on his way to get congee for his mom, Luo Binghe about to lose his Guanyin pendant, and Luo Binghe holding Shen Qingqiu's body after his self-detonation. End VD]
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You've seen every Binghe has a Shen Yuan, now get ready for.... *Drumroll*
There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.
Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!
*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*
Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*
Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.
SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.
*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*
SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.
SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.
Interviewer: How can you tell?
SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.
*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*
Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*
Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!
Interviewer: What are you in for?
Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?
Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-
Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.
Interviewer: How long are you in for?
Bingge: 46 years.
*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*
Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?
Liu Qingge: *sets down tea cup* My life is a living hell.
You've heard of Shen twins, and it makes sense, with them sharing a surname and SY taking SQQ over and everything. But who is Shen Yuan's narrative parallel in SVSSS?
That's right. I'm talking about Yue Twins.
Shen Yuan was reborn beside a tiny, wailing infant. He, however, stayed quiet, confused, and his new parents had apparently not thought he would make it. He had survived, though. He just hadn't seen the utility in screaming his goddamn head off right out of the womb. They had always assumed he was sickly, after that.
Bah, sickly?! He had been sickly in his last life, in and out of the hospital every few months, close calls with death! The occasional cold he suffered now was nothing more than your average flu, his brother was just so horribly lucky that he never got sick at all!
It meant his parents got less money for him, when they sold him off with his brother.
Really, he should have expected it! His parents hadn't even given him and his brother proper names! But really, selling a three year old? Didn't that seem a little intense? They could have at least waited until he had more hand coordination!
His brother became Yue Qi, and himself Yue Ba. Seven and Eight, the newest little slave kids of the pack.
That is, until Yue Qi found Xiao Jiu.
When his twin brought back the wailing, crying, red-cheeked little thing, Yue Ba panicked. What are you doing, Didi? He sobbed in his mind. We're still babies ourselves! Even including my past life, I'm still too young to be a father!
But once they had found him, they couldn't just leave them behind. He was just a baby! Even if he could barely take care of the little screaming potato, nobody else would take him, and Yue Ba refused to leave him to die! So, Xiao Jiu joined them, their little Didi, and Yue Ba did everything he could to keep them alive.
When he was seven years old, he saw a red-tufted heart haitang tree, the plant blooming peacefully in some random merchants yard, and suddenly, Yue Ba knew where he was.
MOTHER. FUCKING. PROUD. IMMORTAL. DEMON. WAY.
Xiao Jiu and Yue Qi had been so confused when he started screeching curses.
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This stupid, worthless, evil world was going to be the death of him.
They had taken Xiao Jiu. His Didi was losing his goddamned mind, hysterically sobbing about how it was all his fault. Xiao Jiu had been taken by a nobleman, a nobleman named Qiu Jianluo.
A one off NPC, the brother of a wife, who had died when Shen Qingqiu had fucking killed EVERYONE in the house besides her. So, essentially, if they left Xiao Jiu there for too long, he was going to die. Horribly.
That was such bullshit!
His poor Xiao Didi, doomed to die for such a stupid reason! Qiu Haitang hadn't even been a good wife! She was just a stupid plot device to help put Shen Qingqiu in the water prison, and a pointless one too! Liu Mingyan had more setup and a better character, and the plot had literally no reason to have some other girl show up and pull more accusations out of her ass. The plotline had literally come out of nowhere, and now it was going to be used to kill his Didi!
"Just go, you idiots. My legs are broken! I couldn't run, even if you got me out!" Xiao jiu hissed through the door, and he and Qi-Di huddled around the crack to peer inside. Yue Ba knew he was lying. Yue Qi probably did too. But neither of them said anything, because they all knew that there was no getting Xiao Jiu out of this without them all dying.
Xiao Jiu was trying to do them a kindness. Giving them a surefire reason why they couldn't stage a jailbreak. It would be cruel to take away the boy's last ditch attempt to spare them more suffering.
But he's going to suffer. Far, far more than we will. He might die. I'm a transmigrator, a grown adult. I should be able to pull something to save them all, to let them all be happy.
Instead, he whispered, "Xiao Jiu. If you ever encounter someone named Shen Qingqiu, please, stay away from him. He is a wealthy young master with hateful green eyes, and I fear if he sees you, he will kill you."
Yue Ba left, hand in hand with Yue Qi, letting the other boy clutch onto him and sob as they disappeared into the night.
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They went to the Cang Qiong mountain sect. Yue Ba hadn't wanted to, but most other sects were too far to walk, and Huan Hua didn't let street rats into their gilded halls. Ha. A former street rat would be their lord, one day, when Luo Binghe crawled out of the abyss.
They called themselves different names, when they entered. Yue Qi didn't want to change his name too much, so he had told him to use a different character for Qi, that for outstanding.
But he didn't want to be Yue Ba anymore. He quietly told his brother to call him Yue Yuan, from now on, the same character from his distant former life.
Yue Qi was accepted onto Qiong Ding, the shining first peak, for his spectacular natural talent, strong build, and kind eyes.
Shen Yuan, perpetually sickly, smaller and skinnier than his twin with weaker spiritual veins, was not.
Image description: A doodle of Carl and Samantha from dungeon crawler carl. Carl is pointing his thumb at the floating head behind him, and talking to the camera. Samantha is grinning, with "Miss Me?" written on her forehead in red ink. Above is a screenshot of a Tumblr post. It says, "youare all just jealous of my severed head."
Having a chronically Ill family is kinda funny sometimes bc we all just horde prescription medications like strange, dysfunctional dragons.
My mom, who is having a flare up, just randomly called me and asked if I had some random ass medication I had no recollection of, and I went to dig through my dubious painkiller collection to see if I had it.
Guess what? A shockingly large amount of Meloxicam I do NOT remember being prescribed.
On the bright side, she's not in nearly as much pain anymore!
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disappointed in the utter lack of transmigrator mbj/original sqh content. it's understandable because we know so little about the original sqh, but cmon! bingmeiification is a thing, why not hamsterification? I wanna see a huge nonverbal autistic college student tame the sly weasel spy of original sqh into hamster wife. The schemer/manipulator x autistic blunt and honest potential is off the charts here. moshang nation please!!!!
isekai danmei called “i transmigrated into a depressed prince and became the invading general’s concubine?” where the mc transmigrates into the protag role of a very popular story, tries to fix/improve the plot and ends up derailing everything and having a homosexual adventure, except that the mc is a 17th century london tailor who is knocked into the river thames by a runaway wheel of cheese and wakes up in the world of the tragedy of hamlet, prince of denmark
