how

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

Yep, that’s me.

@videogamecows

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

what did dads even do before wd-40

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

1967-1973 Datsun 510

(lightly based on?) 1967-1972 Mazda Cosmo (based on the rotary engine? also huh. whuhhh.)

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

no i said i'm obsessed with it, not that i recommend it