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anyway while everyone is mad at me. i'm chronically ill with something we're still trying to diagnose and in severe debt that is only getting worse. if you were mean to me on anon you have to give me money now it's the law

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cheeso

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

ask-vonbelfry

… wat

cheeso

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

fuckedelf

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

kronicfairie-deactivated2026040

penandinkprincess

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

penandinkprincess

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

penandinkprincess

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

justasmidgx

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

penandinkprincess

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

ace-bard3-paladin1

[ID: Screenshot of tumblr user lostinlife321 reblogged with the tags

#im sorry but im cackling at the thought of telling a cat "hey whats in your mouth?" and have to chase The Fastest Land Mammal On Earth

/end ID]

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chernaboggin

Kairi and Naminé

https://cara.app/post/197c03b4-e5ad-47af-b208-a8512b5282d0

I had to draw 'em <3 <3

bobbytriesatlife

Hi! I'm Robin. I'm 35 as of 2025. I'm a teacher, writer and pixel artist. Octob… Robin Quinn needs your support for Support Robin's Gender A

So FIRST: Thank you to EVERYONE who helped me make enough to pay for surgery. I go in tomorrow 6/4/26. I've decided to leave my Gofundme up because I will be out of it for the next few days and down a considerable amount of money. If anyone would like to help at all, feel free.

bobbytriesatlife

Still posting! I'm only have a few hundred dollars to get by till Friday! I don't expect too much, but I appreciate any help given. I'm also available for commission. My prices can be found in the portfolio linked in my profile.

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

omegaversereloaded

My cat is emotionally abusive towards me

omegaversereloaded

He is a misogynist he used to hit me

omegaversereloaded

he may seem nice at a glance, but this was taken moments after he called me a bourgeois & ignorant USAmerican

he is also american, and a hypocrite.

catchymemes

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zakochirashi

今度はお友だちも連れてきてね！

niceinchnails

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

ribbondear

niceinchnails

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

fipindustries

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

valdrift

dog ppl vs cat ppl

dafancyuhinspiration

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