wandercunt

#LanaInSpace2017

are those gays at the bottom?

she knows her audience

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

do you ever repress your own emotions so much you manifest a projection of your spirit that exists only to punch the shit out of things and yell

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note