poyo

i hate self identified “nerds” because they give their cats shit names like Sherlock, or Katniss, instead of proper cat names like Weed, or Dirt Man, or 2018 Ford F-150 Supercrew

my love for you….is like a truck.

explain

BERSERKER

hey ik we’re rejecting “softboys” this year but can we not throw trans boys and gay men under the bus while we do that because expressing femininity and desiring to be soft and in touch with your emotions isnt a bad fucking thing

like i feel as if a lot of you have forgotten what kind of softboy is the one we’re trying to avoid. guys who put on a persona of being cute and approachable and then using their position to take advantage of women and others on social media, in the workplace, etc and its really weird that you all are reducing it to just… boys who like pastels and wearing flower crowns and shit and its weird

I giggled when Jotaro survived Dio’s knife attack by stuffing his clothes with manga, but the more I think about it, the sadder it is. He looks like this gigantic stoic badass, but he’s kind of a quiet, awkward teenager under it, and his idea to protect himself against a superpowered vampire is to stuff his clothes with manga, that he presumably brought on the trip to read in his downtime. This isn’t Joseph’s “haha I unravelled my hat on purpose and then had a plan on top of that”, this is a desperate act by a kid who’s way out of his depth and has no idea what he’s up against. Stuffs his clothes with manga and comes up against this terrifying man who gruesomely murders his good friend and his grandfather and laughs about it, and it’s only sheer dumb luck that he himself survives. Goes home and tries to hide himself in academia and still can’t get away from people trying to murder him and the people he loves. It’s no wonder he’s clearly troubled by the time Stone Ocean rolls around.