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cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

Date a boy who asks why on earth you think you have to lose weight

Go to sleep knowing some of the best days of your life are yet to come.

america’s funniest home videos was the original vine compilation

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

If we date.. I will take 405,379 pictures of you no matter what you’re doing, all the time. I can’t help it.

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.