livin' in the glitter, baby

god it's so fun to like a musical group an unreasonable amount. i wish this type of joy on all people

the thing about having snacks is if you buy any snack you’d think that’d be enough. but no. if you don’t have the right kind of snack when you want a snack then you’re fucked

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

"what are you smiling about?" i got prev'd

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

on a scale of nothingburger to everything bagel