C. Skye

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i want to get back into sg redesigns. i think my biggest gripe with sg designs is not that they're sexualized... but that they're sexualized WRONG!! parasoul runs the military and a kingdom and is based on jessica rabbit she should be like. a sexy dominatrix with boots with heels! why is she in casual clothing and slippers????? she does not look like she runs the military and kingdom bruh she looks like she's going out for a nice dinner with old friends. it's ok parasoul i will make you the true sexy bitch you deserve to be

every series with sexualized women in it made by straight dudes would be better if it was made by horny lesbians

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

GET UP CUNT. IT IS THURSDAY.

queer discourse final boss

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown