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“I appreciate the compliments but it’s too cold to be rocking the binbag look, babes. Maybe when the spring finally comes I’ll try it out.” A little huff left her lips and she pulled her hat tighter over her ears. “Spring is such a pretty season! Everything is so ugly in winter unless it snows.”

“As cute as I look in bobble hats, my summer wardrobe is SO much better. How long until it gets warm again?”

Stevie looked at her reflection in the bathroom mirror one last time before shrugging and turning to look back at Evie. “You’re right. You can never have too much boob.” Her mouth fell open before she giggled and poked Evie’s chest. “Considering you’re older than me, you’ll be cursed with saggy tits first. Don’t get too emotional over my perky boobs.”

“LILY. I can’t believe you would insult me like that! I was going to tell you that you look cute tonight but I take it back.” She shrugged and then twirled Lily around with her hand, smiling as she did.

@lilylu-potter

@evierossy

“If you’re talking about those two who are practically fucking over there then it’s disgusting and it’ll STILL be disgusting even in an hour when we’ve had ten shots. Speaking of ---” Stevie grinned and handed the other a shot she was holding. “Bottoms up.”

“Honestly, I’m not entirely sure where that sits on the fun scale but I don’t think it’s a very high scorer. You should come to the Valentine’s party!

She turned the drawing back around so she could look at it for herself and shrugged. “I think you’re right. Maybe I’ll write back and add even more glitter just to clarify the species of this thing. I can’t ever tell if they’re important or not because I don’t know what they ARE. I think last time I received a cat. Maybe.”

“Oh, babe. I’m sure somebody will take pity on you soon.” She smiled sadly and gave his head a gentle pat. “Looks like the two of us are going to be on fucking FIRE during the next game if you’re crying out for a good fuck. Maybe you should go celibate more often.”

“Cinderella is your superhero identity. Except you’re a pretty shit superhero because I have to save you.” She gasped as her hair was pulled, tugging Jimi’s hair again because she refused to lose this game. “I was planning on going to it with a bottle of wine but I suppose you could tag along if you’re desperate.”

“That sounds like a perfect idea to me.” Stevie grinned and poked the other’s arm. “But only if you promise to buy the first round of drinks. Or just buy me an entire bottle of wine.”

“I knew it. The answer is YES. Obviously. Please pick me out a pretty dress that matches your eyes.” She clapped her hands as she grinned, feeling far too excited about this hypothetical wedding. “It’s too late, I’ve already fallen for you. When the preacher says speak now or forever hold your peace, I’ll stop the wedding.”

“That sounds TRAGIC. I hope that Molly finds true love in the next chapter. You’ll have to give me regular updates. As for Stevie Black? Well, I heard that her hair has been insured for 10,000 galleons.”