while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.

Dry liquids.

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle