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Appo needs an Appa

How often do you think that the adults have t run them through their life skills as a group? Just fifteen children ranging in age from three to twelve gathered around a basin of water getting intense instruction on how to care for their teeth. Dentistry would be a serious problem for these mandos and a bad tooth is a huge liability. Brushing and flossing would have to be a priority. But the person teaching them can't remove their helmets to show them so they have to walk all the children through the routine together every morning and every night.

Parents cutting their children's hair and carefully explaining the process every time they do it. Doing it in front of a mirror so the kid can watch every step. Pausing to let them touch their hair and get a feel for the process. letting them cut some pieces on their own. How do you teach a child to shave when they aren't growing facial hair yet? Or when you can't shave in front of them?

Podracers rpf are all about having little Ani being adopted by the Big popular gay ship or either as the golden kind that is in love with some of the sons of the other pilots and creates drama, it probably also focuses more on social issues because podracing is after all, a blood sport first, so many became podracers out of neccesity or are outright forced (slaves) and through prizes win their freedom. So podracer rpf!Ani is most likely just a cute potato sweetheart of a kid, which is actually what Ani used to be, but he remains so as an adult by the fanfic authors, basically they see him as kind of how actual SW fandom views Luke.

Now, rpf!Jedi fans,,,, that's a whole other deal. But oh boy, we can BET that podracers rpf fans hate how they characterize Anakin, lmao. He's the Bad Boy and he gets shipped with virtually everyone and their mom. (Everyone BUT the persons the podracing rpf shippers like to pair him with, like the podracer's sons)

In fact, maybe TCW is actually fanfic made by the rpf Jedi fans, who knows...

the fic in question was heat waves, for the record. i wasn't part of the target audience of that fic (dream team rpf) but I was close enough (dsmp) at the time that i know a lot of tea from that side of the fandom (inbox me if you want to hear about it, i don't want to derail this post even more) and i definitely clicked on that fic once (never read it, though, rpf just isn't my thing). i think the fic's been deleted now? /gen

options inlude:

- making obi-wan go to bed after he stayed up for two days

- helping anakin when he skins his knee while obi-wan is away on a mission or something

- mace recruits him to help prank yoda during the epic prank war

"W-wait hold on now." *A fuckin squadron air drops in*

"Hold THE FUCK-!?" *There are jedi for some reason?! Is the a Hutt battle ship? DID THEY STEAL A HUTT BATTLE SHIP!?*

Like? (👁👁)(👁👁)(👁👁)(👁👁)(👁👁)(👁👁)(👁👁) *in horrifying, echoing, stereo* "Hello BrOtHeR" *confused Mando screaming*

Every time they turn around! Another one! Where are they COMING FROM!? HOW are they coming from!? WHOMS'T ARE THEY COMING FROM!? What AMBITIOUS MOTHER FUCKER-!?!?!

Jango Fett facing social repercussions for cloning he hadn't technically done yet in his relative chronological order is always hilarious.

You think the first few times everyone just kinda feels like their seeing familiar faces in a crowd? Or like a death omen? white ghosts of a fresh slate Jango walking amongst the living like Jango is about to march on? or maybe there's just a missing clan link Jango and half the planet he came from forgot???

Vod becomes manda'lor (they probably panicked) and does the job reluctantly but they do it well because it is their job and it gives them the access to search for their general

general appears on mission and woo! vod'alor drops the mandalorians immediately

however, a few days or weeks later, vod'alor is back? they seem a little out of it but the mandalorians are glad that they have their manda'lor back and why did they go with that jedi?

vod'alor is not the first one, this a new vod who'd heard rumors of vod'alor and came to check it out and find their brother and now they're the manda'lor? they roll with it

however, cycle repeats, vod'alor spots their general, or the one they'd wished had been their general in the case of any vod who'd been exposed to pong krell or similarly disappointing generals, and dips without a word, they've got a general to protect! and oh! this one has a padawan commander!

vod who'd been tracking them appears and mandalorians welcome them as manda'lor and vod rolls with it because rumors of both jedi and the vod they'd been tracking

cycle repeats a third time

mandalorians just figure that their manda'lor has maybe a friends with benefits situation going on with basically all the jedi?

fourth time, fifth time, sixth time, nth time, mandalorians start to just accept that if their manda'lor spots a jedi then they'll disappear for a little while and come back a bit confused (vod start to leave notes on an encrypted pad for the next vod who gets stuck in the job), some put it down to weird jedi mind powers, some suspect that the jedi secretly have really strong alcohol

a bit harder for them to mistake alpha17 or fordo as one of their smaller brothers but most mandalorians figure their manda'lor's training routine is just that awesome

vod all high key offended that they were so interchangeable to the mandalorians, never mind that none of them made any sort of effort whatsoever to make any mandalorian suspect that there was more than one of them and some of them actively gaslit any who so much as suggested that the manda'lor had a twin or something to that effect, their generals never got them mixed up! (the jedi are 100% cheating and relying on the Force)

and maybe a touch of mandalorians trying to either make friends with or kriff a jedi while trying to figure out what it is about the jedi that makes their manda'lor so weird about them

Clone 1: people be like, look at my terrifying scary Jedi, they just took down an entire platoon of separatists with nothing but a single blink, and then they drag their Jedi out and the Jedi be looking like-

Clone 2: *pulls a confused General Kenobi into the room who looks sleepy with big sad eyes and hugging a Commander Cody plushie*

Obi-Wan: hi?

have some clones

Live to fight another day, boys. Live to fight another day.

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I'm obsessed with this pose reference thingy my friend sent me (as seen below)

The first two are just canon characters, the third is ambiguous, and the last two are my mostly friend @why-must-i-be-like-this and I's clone ocs. Some are technically canon characters but in non-canon ways.

I will gladly yap about said clone ocs later

Anyways these are just silly sketches lol