A language obsession - langblr, academicblr

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

Yes they do to sell that information to thousands of third parties and make money off the commodification of your mere existence hope this is help

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

americans are making this post about their shit education system and the literacy crisis whatever that is and i say this with love in my heart: it really is not that deep. pathology this pathologizing that. how about the universal human inclination to take da Path of least resistance

What really pisses me off about American is that they blame the education system for their poor financial decisions and bullshit debts. Of course being overwhelmed by ads and a culture that pushes you to consume makes it harder to resist the trend, but like… this happens in every other country as well? “They didn’t teach that at school” CANT YOU FUCKING GOOGLE IT? USE YOUR BRAIN AND THINK? They don’t teach financial literacy anywhere, your society truly is another type of dumb it’s baffling

crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohh that’s why i’m alive

You can tell if someone's actually pro intersex liberation by seeing their reaction to the phrase "abolish the sex binary" Yes I said sex. Like biological sex. It's not binary.

“Recent data indicate that sex is not a simple binary classification based solely on genitalia at birth or reproductive capacity but encompasses various biological characteristics such as chromosomes, hormones, and secondary sexual characteristics.”

I can’t wait until the average person is agnostic sorry if that’s not based or tolerant I want religion gone

Baking bread and buying flowers and drinking tea while watching the sun set in the woods

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.