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Bippity boppity foot up yo' ass

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Another woke comedian opposed to free speech…
The facial expression she makes every time she takes a sip.
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
I’m sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Well that's the weirdest contact us email I've ever had to send
Oh I cannot wait til they do
I swear I would not lie to y'all, I don't know how this happened but it sure has
No but--I promise--look he was there--
✨ At long last, the saga concludes ✨
One of y'all remind me to tell the tale a bit later on when I'm back at the hotel
Okay so this is a bit overdue, but in my defense I probably had mold poisoning. Anyway,
So we showed up on the day, right? And as the ticket taker was scanning us in, I mentioned hey, did you know your tickets page does an illusion of its own
And she stopped, and went no, what?
So I showed her on my phone, and she paused...and then she lost her everloving shit laughing, and going "Paul Gauguin???", and we were like "Italian Paul Gauguin!!!" which made her lose it even more. So she called over every other human person currently on shift at the time and had us introduce them to Paul as well
So who knows if it'll ever get fixed, but at least I'm warmed by the knowledge that we made some underpaid art exhibit workers' day just a little bit more weird and special
Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.
Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694
Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.
All NSAIDs are toxic to cats - this includes ibuprofen (Advil/Motrin), Aleve (naproxen), Voltaren – which also comes in a gel form – (diclofenac), Mobic (meloxicam), aspirin… If you’re unsure, ask your pharmacist or check drugs.com.
Signed, your friendly local former pharmacist
motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how to move in games
what do you use to text other people
messenger
just the messages app i already had on my phone when i got it
instagram (??? what)
other (specify in tags, please)
rb for larger sample size !! you can also say what country youre from in tags if u want to bc im trying to see something

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My brother is a librarian, and his library is one of the ones that hosts Drag Queen Story Time.
He is also 6'3", 300 lbs of Heavy Weapons Librarian.
This week, some karen showed up to take video of said storytime. She was unmoved by the director of the library telling her their policy against taking video in the children's room.
My brother was also unmoved. Specifically, he was unmoved from his position directly in the line of karen's cellphone. She got video of an acre of blue broadcloth shirt, and that's it.
Other people who showed up to scowl at the drag queen decided they had other things to do that day when my brother scowled at them. He inherited our Mama's scowl, and it's a good one.
Sometimes, an ally looks like a big fat bald white guy. Sometimes, an ally looks like a wall.
what do you guys have as desktop background? I always find the basic ones too boring and the pretty art too distracting
I've had this one for several years now.
A classic 😎

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"Migration is life, no one is illegal"
bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on
yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .
her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal
he is so scared all the time