C R I N G E

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

the author is dead, long live the translator

Two sarcastic divas get into a romantic relationship, knowing it'll be a passionate short affair that is bound to end badly. They make jokes about how awful their impending breakup will be. They're still making those jokes while celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.

That single "e" is doing a lot for you, Mr. Prokopetz.

Well, yes; a lot of Western fantasy and sci-fi media's propensity to villain-code the back half of the alphabet boils down to Western authors being Weird™ about Slavic cultures, and I'll give you three guesses where my surname comes from.

One of your parents

*points a giant laser at your house*

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

genuinely so fucking inspiring