The New Life

Greta: *sits on Shirley's bed* Carson: Shirley is really weird about her bed so don't sit there. Carson, definitely a heterosexual farm girl who didn't have sex dreams about Greta that very night: I'M NOT WEIRD ABOUT YOU BEING ON MY BED.

suddenly very gay for d’arcy carden

i have an incurable problem it’s called not being able to marry greta gill

These baseball lesbians have me in an absolute chokehold at this point and I’m not mad about it

Shoutout to my girl Maybelle for being the best background girl out there, supporting her little gay teammates and knitting sweaters for her kids between games

What I love about Greta as a character is the perfomative feminity and feigned confidence as a near impenetrable smokescreen for how fucking terrified she is

Ladies, is it gay to cut a girl's hair in your underwear while having deep conversations about why she's uncomfortable being married to a man?