Ego Unhealthy Girl!!

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💤 We've already talked about the benefits of binging before bed- but you can be prepared to be extra hog-like before going to bed in more ways than one!

🥱Do you wake up in the middle of the night a lot? If yes, did you know that you can get extra calories in really easily?! Buy juice 🧃or let some caffeine free soda go flat 🥤, and leave it beside your bed, with a long straw.

💦Then when you wake up in the middle of the night, chug your sugar slop as hard as you can to get that belly filled! It'll effectively add extra gorging time to your life, and keeps your belly EXTRA stretched🫃, so you wake up even hungrier!

🍓Why a straw? Because tooth decay is no joke, and getting up to brush your teeth is bad for your sleep. Get the straw far back, past your teeth, drink as much as your belly can take, and then finish with some water to rinse your mouth fully.

✨ But there's more you can do to prepare✨

💪To excel at anything requires dedication, commitment, and hard work! But if what you want to excel at is being a lazy, useless fat ass, how are you supposed to be disciplined and hard working about it?🐖

✨By making it as easy as possible ✨

🍪 You should be able to start gorging your fat little body without having to take a single step, wasting precious calories. To get an early head start to your day, keep piles of processed food around your bed so that you can wake up and get right to being a little fat ass!

✨Tips for making the most of this advice:✨

🛒Get a hand cart- you can load these small dollies up with goodies to save on the calories burned and muscles worked moving piles of snacks to your bedroom. It'll also save calories when you bring in groceries!

🧊 An old feedee of mine came up with this advanced tip- set up mini appliances by your bedside. Whatever suits you best- be it a mini fridge, microwave, toaster or whatever else. There should be room for one to four if you can stack them, and this can let you spend your morning gorging on diverse processed treats before moving your fat, bloated body at all

🌡️You can chug more when you wake up if it's room temperature, so if you do set up a mini fridge, leave your mindnight chugging drink outside of the fridge

🧉🍹If you slam your drink and still wake up with room in your belly, why not set up a second the next night? If you end up not drinking it, you just have something to wake up for

💤 We've already talked about the benefits of binging before bed- but you can be prepared to be extra hog-like before going to bed in more ways than one!

🥱Do you wake up in the middle of the night a lot? If yes, did you know that you can get extra calories in really easily?! Buy juice 🧃or let some caffeine free soda go flat 🥤, and leave it beside your bed, with a long straw.

💦Then when you wake up in the middle of the night, chug your sugar slop as hard as you can to get that belly filled! It'll effectively add extra gorging time to your life, and keeps your belly EXTRA stretched🫃, so you wake up even hungrier!

🍓Why a straw? Because tooth decay is no joke, and getting up to brush your teeth is bad for your sleep. Get the straw far back, past your teeth, drink as much as your belly can take, and then finish with some water to rinse your mouth fully.

✨ But there's more you can do to prepare✨

💪To excel at anything requires dedication, commitment, and hard work! But if what you want to excel at is being a lazy, useless fat ass, how are you supposed to be disciplined and hard working about it?🐖

✨By making it as easy as possible ✨

🍪 You should be able to start gorging your fat little body without having to take a single step, wasting precious calories. To get an early head start to your day, keep piles of processed food around your bed so that you can wake up and get right to being a little fat ass!

✨Tips for making the most of this advice:✨

🛒Get a hand cart- you can load these small dollies up with goodies to save on the calories burned and muscles worked moving piles of snacks to your bedroom. It'll also save calories when you bring in groceries!

🧊 An old feedee of mine came up with this advanced tip- set up mini appliances by your bedside. Whatever suits you best- be it a mini fridge, microwave, toaster or whatever else. There should be room for one to four if you can stack them, and this can let you spend your morning gorging on diverse processed treats before moving your fat, bloated body at all

🌡️You can chug more when you wake up if it's room temperature, so if you do set up a mini fridge, leave your mindnight chugging drink outside of the fridge

🧉🍹If you slam your drink and still wake up with room in your belly, why not set up a second the next night? If you end up not drinking it, you just have something to wake up for

I spent so long feeling guilty about gaining weight, but now? I just embrace it. There’s no better feeling than that heavy, soft sluggishness that sets in after a massive meal; when my belly is pushing against my waistband and the thought of moving more than a few feet feels too much like hard work.

Honestly, the "lack of motivation" feels more like a lifestyle choice now. Why would I want to spend hours at a gym when I could be horizontal on the sofa, sinking into the cushions, and letting someone take care of my next craving?

The best part is the attention afterward.

When I’m too stuffed to even sit up straight, having warm hands just slowly melt into my softness for a long, lazy belly rub... to make room for the sweet treats suggested for later; it’s heaven!