Wrestling Chaos

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*The ref hands the NADC Championship to the Newwwww Champ Danhausen!!*

*Danhausen hugs the title*

*Strange noises are heard and then.... blackout*

Excalibur: What is happening we cant see anything but look on the big screen!

*as we hear something is happening on the ring the big screen lights up with a haunted house?*

Tazz: What all of this means?? SOMEONE TURNS THE LIGHTS BACK ON!!

*The lights turns on and we see Danhausen knocked out on the ring and the whole HOT on the ring*

Excalibur: ITS THE HOUSE OF TORTURE AND THEY ATTACKED THE NEW CHAMP!

*EVIL holds up the title and sprays it black*

*NADC Staff and medics arrive to help Danhausen but they get attacked by the whole HOT *

Excalibur: Someone do something! Its madness out here!

*EVIL smirks at the camera and shows the "new" NADC Championship before leaving with it*

Jack Perry reveals he pitched for the Scapegoat bus in place of a Lamborghini, thought of a bus because Darby Allin had just been hit by one:

“We were getting ready to do Anarchy in the Arena, it was me, the Bucks, and [Kazuchika] Okada. The Bucks told me, ‘We’re gonna do this special entrance and we’re gonna pull up in a Cyber Truck. Okada is gonna pull up in a Ferrari. Do you want a Lamborghini or something?’ I was thinking about it like, I mean, that would be sick. But I don’t really think that’s the vibe of what I’m doing right now.

I remembered that Darby in real life had been hit by a bus. I was like, ‘I think it would be funny if I pulled up in a bus and there was blood all over the front of it, implying I ran Darby over.’ They’re like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s cool.’ So I texted them [AEW] and I was like, ‘Hey guys, I don’t want a Lamborghini, I just want a bus. It can be s**tty and beat up or whatever, it doesn’t matter. Can we paint blood on the front of it?’