pixie🦷

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

im going to explode in the kiln

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

My Chemical Romance fandom only fandom in the world where it is like a nuclear bomb going off when the band plays their own songs at a show

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

I have to quit my job to focus on my chemical romance