Dialogue Prompts: Part 1 Please give me some stuff to write (Criminal Minds)
âMy neighbor hates me.â
âOh hun, Iâm sure they jus-â
âNo no, they genuinely hate me. This is their third assassination attempt this week.â
ââŚItâs a Monday.â
âDo I look like an idiot?â
âDo you want me to answer that truthfully?â
âIt was just sex, you know, and thenâŚâ
âWell, thatâs my emotional baggage. Or as I like to call it, my griefcase.â
âYou werenât there *name*! I spent the most awful years of my life without my best friend! You just werenât thereâŚâ
âWhy do you even care?!â
âBecause Iâm in love with you, you fucking idiot!â
âI trusted you! I was-⌠You know what never mind.â
âOh, and also, Iâm screwing your dad.â
âOkayâŚWait youâre doing what?!â
âHi, nice to meet you! Iâm your new neighbor.â
âSeriously. Weâve known each other for ten years.â
âWatch your language.â
âOh shit, sorry boss, youâre right!â
âAnd always remember: all cats are grey in the darkâ
âOh, for fuckâs sake, can you please shut your mouth so I can tell you that I love you?!â
âPeople can do worse things than kill youâ
âI am adrift in a sea of bitternessâ
âYouâre a bloody drama queen is what you areâ
âYeah, well, I shut everybody out. Donât take it personally. Itâs just easierâ
âYour word doesnât mean muchâ
âWhy you? Or whyâd I kiss you?â
âDoes anyone have anything to eat?â
âI mean, Iâm always a snackâ
âIâm hungry, *name*, not hornyâ
âWhat if the g in gif is silent?â
âgo the fuck to sleepâ
âwhat gif I donât want to?â
âAlright, whatâre your names?â
âDonât tell him, *C Name*â
[writing it down] â*C Name*â
âWay to go, *B Name*â
âHey do you have any bags?â
âThe only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and theyâre specifically designed to carry the burden of my existenceâ
âA simple no would have sufficedâ
âThereâs no I in team, but there is one in pizzaâ
ââŚso, youâre not gonna share?â
âIf you were a flower, youâd be a roseâŚâ
ââŚbecause youâre the most basic bitch hereâ
âWhen I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings, I got a crush on someone and because I didnât know what else to do, I wrote them a letter that said âGet out of my fucking schoolââ
ââŚWait what? That was you?!â
âCome on, this is importantâ
*kisses them* âI love youâ
âLucky me⌠now go the fuck to sleepâ
âWhat could go wrong?â
âAbsolutely everythingâ
âSo, whyâd you two break up?â
âI fell in love too hard, too quicklyâ
âWhyâd you split up?â
âI love *name* with all my heart, but thatâs too much for us nowâ
âHey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my Valentine?â
âCan you hit him with your knife?â
âI believe the technical term is stabâ
âWhere is the idiot, anyway?â
âSurprisingly enough, Iâm not talking about you this timeâ
âWho wouldnât be angry, you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three yearsâ
âWhy did you kill him?â
âI didnât want him aliveâ
âIf you do that again, Iâll throw you out that fucking window you- what are you doing?â
âChecking how high the drop is, see if itâs worth itâ
âWhatâs our exit strategy?â
âOh my god, weâre all going to dieâ
âHas she asked about me?â
âYes, I believe her exact words were âwhat can I do to get him to leave me alone?ââ
âI have anxiety; my gut is always telling me to abort missionâ
âItâs a ransom note: I donât care about grammar!â
âThere is no excuse for bad grammarâ
âI donât think of you as a protector. More like a distractionâ
âYouâre going to have stop thatâ
âPining. If you arenât going to fix it, you might as well let him goâ
âWhat are you doing up at, what time is it? Uh⌠three in the morning, making mac and cheese?â
âLook, I donât ask for much in life, but just this once, could you not question my madness for like ten minutes?â
âDid you just⌠agree with me?â
âOh, I wish I could take-â
âNope! You said it! No take-backs!â
âThere is nothing cheesier than being the only unmarried bridesmaid at a wedding taking place on Valentineâs Dayâ
âJust wait until after the ceremony. Iâm going to hand you the bouquetâ
âIâm trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!â
âPlease donât fall of that cliff, your mother would kill meâ
âRight now, I donât know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridgeâ
âSo⌠I just realized⌠Iâve been shotâ
âI know youâre still upset with me about that thing we donât like to talk about, but-â
âThat thing we donât like to talk about was five years ago. Oddly enough, there are other reasons why Iâm upset with you right nowâ
âItâs a long storyâ
âYou conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have timeâ
âOh my God. Youâre in love with her!â
âYou know we canât do this. Iâm your boss for crying out loudâ
âShe has your cheekbonesâ
âWalk out that door and weâre throughâ
âAre you⌠crying? You? Miss, âI donât cry, Iâm tough as hellâ?â
âOh, shut up, we all have our weaknessesâ
âWe were supposed to leave like ten minutes agoâ
âWhat do you mean maybe? That was a yes or no questionâ
âYouâre an assholeâ
âDid you bring us here to die?â
âI canât tell if youâre being sarcastic or notâ
âMy mascaraâs too expensive to ruin it by crying, but just know that I am feeling a lot of things on the insideâ
âNo, no, you do not want me navigating. Iâll accidently navigate us off a cliffâ
âMurder wasnât on todayâs agendaâ
âItâs not on anyoneâsâ
âNo, itâs on mine just not until next Thursdayâ
âIs this a normal Monday for you?â
âNo. The assassins usually try to kill me on Tuesdayâ
âYes, idiot. Now get in the van before they see youâ
âYou promised me you werenât going to be reckless! You promised!â
âNo, donât cry. I hate it when you cryâ
âI donât care why you couldnât tell me. I just want to know why you wouldnât tell meâ
âI may not be perfect, but at least Iâm not fakeâ
âItâs like trying to play a game, but itâs in Spanish and you donât speak Spanishâ
âOh, youâve redecorated⌠I donât like itâ
âWeâre not getting married!â
âI canât believe you would do this to meâ
âJust so you know, this isnât a dateâ
âHow long are you going to keep blackmailing meâ
âItâs really not that complicatedâ
âShh stop fussing. Iâm just braiding your hairâ
âIf you steal the blankets, Iâm going to put my cold feet on youâ
âMy clothes look better on you than they do on meâ
âPack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sightâ
âThe guy who wins your heart will be so luckyâ
âMy family thinks we are datingâ
âAnd suddenly, we were strangers againâ
âNo one has to know about us. I know this could ruin youâ
âLet them. Their opinions mean nothing to meâ
âWe can pretend that nothing happened last night, but it did. And now we have a choice to makeâ
âGood heart. Bad temper.â
âI thought that we were friendsâ
âI thought that I could trust youâ
âDonât. I donât need to hear your pathetic excuses anymoreâ
âWeâll figure it outâ
âWere you ever going to tell meâ
âYou knew exactly who I was when this started. I donât see why youâre so surprisedâ
âOf course, I had to go and fuck everything upâ
âHow long have you been standing outside?â
âI vote today be a pajama dayâ
âAre you happy now? Does this make you happy?â
âI donât remember a fight or a reason, what happened? Why did we break up?â
âCan you pretend to be my date so my parents will shut up?â
âLet me walk you home. You never know when some creep is going to come out of nowhere and grab youâ
âDid that answer your question?â
âDo you remember how we met?â
âWow, what an idiot⌠Oh fuck, thatâs my idiotâ