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I'm talking to you Mr. Politics! That one friend who can't resist the political posts when having a beer.

Political jokes meet Political Text Memes Lil’ Bit Drunk Non-political Friend: I’m drinking a dogfish indian  Brown ale idk if I can stomach the news right now Sorta Buzzed Political Friend: 150,000 Chinese troops to North Korean border, Carl Vinson moving to the n Korean peninsula, Skirmishes in Syria with Russians…it sounds like a two from ww3 from the gate Sorta Buzzed Political Friend: Google…

Written by Padraic A. Harrison   Joseph’s hands lifted his wife’s shirt off of her and smiled. He couldn’t remember the last time they’d made love. He pulled her close for a kiss as their daughter walked in. “Sophie had a nightmare,” she declared. Joseph broke off the kiss and bit back a sigh. Mary faced Delilah and picked her up. “What did Sophie dream about?” She asked. Joseph suspected his…

 Written by Padriac A. Harrison   He wasn’t afraid to die. He wanted it. He yearned for it. His body had long ago rotted away. He didn’t remember what it had looked like. He remembered the pain of the worms feasting on it, the feel of the crow’s beak that pecked out his eyes. Bit by bit he was consumed. Yet he remained. Without form he should have gone into the next generation or to Gehenna. He…

A hot beats session in the boiler room with Nightmares On Wax Hot damn! 1h:25m:50secs of lab-inspired hot beats by Nightmares on Wax. Founded in 1988 by George Evelyn, aka DJ E.A.S.E. The video posted here is him performing a studio session. Watch as Nightmares on Wax jams out from the boiler room in a secret location within Leeds, England. These modified beats are heavily interwoven with soul…

Medical Marijuana Could be Hillary's Remedy of Choice. Our source asked to remain anonymous, since Hillary feels so insecure of her medicine, that revealing a name may lead to an assassination attempt. Clearly shaken and distraught. The nameless informant goes on to explain that even for a closet member of the medical community she was way less cool than the others.

Medical Marijuana Could be Hillary’s Remedy of Choice An expert has weighed in giving an opinion on Hillary’s cough during the recent election stating that Hillary’s coughing is most likely due to over use of medical marijuana. He also states that if she chose a less harsh method of consuming her herbal remedies she probably would not be in this predicament in the first place. Our source asked to…

Wank Town Comics. The good, the bad and the ugly. Rolled into one.

  Wank Town Comics   Compiled in this post is a comic. Not just any comic but this one is straight from the armpit of the internet. Please enjoy. When the internet becomes an unsafe place to be. When the mystic smoke screens and mirrors unfold. When the meteor falls from the sky. This is Wank Town. The comic of doom. There is nothing to see inside these comics just mere illusions. You cannot…

How many times a day is it appropriate to check phone?

Phone check to those who check phone The answer to how many times a day is it appropriate to check phone is…drum roll, please.  A million. This is America. Check phones as much as you want. This is actually encouraged. How else are we going to afford this mammoth economy?  Check phones now! Said the master to the data slave. Some groups of naysayers are going around the internet trying to…

How to: Describe a pizza

Describing Pizza. A Dainty How-to Allllrighty. First off. Words are awesome, they help us humans communicate. In a short amount of time, space and sound things can be described. When describing a pizza. Stuff some words in that crust… Pizza is round, smooth and illustrious. It is a harmony of herbs and spices. A beautiful melody of cheese, crust, vegetables and meats brought together in an ovenly…

Best Photos of the Day

Best Hand Picked Photos of the Day We chose some of the best artists on Flickr The road that winds ahead Birds of Paradise Best pictures of frozen waterfalls Landscape photos winter and fall Flowing waterfalls Is there free wifi here? Coastal Lighthouses Hike somewhere new Hid New perspectives through the camera lens