A Literal Piece Of Shit

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

This man is my hero

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

Damn tinkle winkle got deep

Isn’t that Po?

Does it matter?

does anything matter anymore…

What if the moon landing didn’t happen it just grew a flag like that.

Neil Armstrong was just already there

The moon landing faked itself

happy pride month to this post specifically

someone needs to edit i’m not gay greg to i’m gay greg for pride month

THIS IS SO GOOD

is.... is that Azula?????

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours