idk man

Mario stop jump-stomping!!!!! That's not a goomba!!!!! its princess peach's pussy!!!!!!!!!

if chemtrails are real i wish they would up the dose im still thinking about stuff almost every day

i spent my life savings on this naruro themed bar and grill and you’re telling me i need to shut it down? on sasuke saturday?!

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid

In brezhnev’s russia you fucked or you died