welcome to my ramblings

I often forget that people outside of my little corner of the internet don’t see problems related to reproductive organs as gender neutral and making jokes about my very manly uterus won’t go over well with the normies

You being up trans specific problems around cis people and you can see them retreating terrified into their little turtle shells

goodbye straight people

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

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@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This walky pink shark is joyful and whimsical!

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

The problem with "treat yourself like you would treat a friend :)" is that I can't treat myself like I treat someone that I'm not personally responsible of. I don't have to make anyone else get out of bed. I don't have to make anyone else do their work. I don't have to make anyone else maintain a social life. I don't have to make anyone else do their hobbies and chores. I'm not in charge of anyone else's life, of course I don't have to hold them to the same standards. And I can't verbally express how fast my entire shit would asplode if I treated myself like I treat people who are not my personal responsibility.

I feel a spreadsheet coming on

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

@pawsome38

pro choice means youre pro choice even if the reason someone wants an abortion is morally wrong in your eyes

absolutely no videogame needs to be 50+ dollars

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

manager: you're not wagging enough

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other