SomeDragon

strict but fair

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

alice i have bad news :(

hey whats up

I joked a few minutes ago about how in internet discourse anyone over 25 is a “queer elder” but come to think of it most of these young discoursers don’t even believe such a concept exists. Gay men who watched their entire friends groups perish to AIDS are “privileged cis gays,” older trans women who use dated terminology to describe their own experiences are problematic, elders are just a conservative old guard to rebel against, and anyone over thirty who speaks to you at all must be a predator. The first time I heard the phrase “okay groomer” online, it wasn’t coming from self identified conservatives but from tiktok teens reacting against leather at Pride. You guys are ignorant and uncultured and proud of it!

Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

This your cousin? What team is he in?

Happy Pride Month!

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

This is what starting a cult is like up to and including the part where you all go beserk and kill everyone in markarth

Gotta say, never unfollowing all those long abandoned Tumblr accounts is really suddenly starting to pay off.

Dragons. You agree, reblog