for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

This was a fucking trip

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

Hot take but the reason why we’re all obsessed with the idea of a team of heroes living in the same home with their wacky shennagins and family dynamic is because we grew up with the original Teen Titans series.

Ngl I thought this was gonna be a post about how none of us have stable home lives