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im back on tumblr did yall hear about the big rock the size of a small rock thing lol that was crazy

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for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldnāt get the joke
Make this the new meme!
War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami
anyone else have one of those Formative Omegle Experiences thatās stuck with you
i remember once matching up with this 27 year old mechanic. he found the omegle page open on one the shopās computers, and he wanted to see what his coworker was up to. we matched up because of our listed āmangaā interests.
he asked how old i was, and i lied and said i was 16. as a conversation starter, he asked if i had my license yet, and because i was 12, i said no.
so he starts giving me driving tips. get a junker as your first, because when you finally get a new car, youāll be able to appreciate it.
stick shift is going out of fashion, and even if you learn how to drive that way and enjoy it, get an automatic. itāll save your ass on nasty hills and in rush hour traffic.
and most importantly, never hold your hands at 10 and 2. go with 9 and 3. heād always loved cars, and used to race when he was younger. became pretty well known in the indie circles. one day, he was speeding around the track and just came out of the curve when a girl in the crowd flashed her tits at him.
he was so distracted that he crashed straight into the barrier. due to how he was holding the wheel, he broke both of his arms. he still has a couple lingering issues.
i asked him if it was worth it, and he said yes. heād do it again if he had the chance. they were the finest tiddies heād ever seen.
the moral of this story is that, to this day, i grip 9 and 3 when using both hands because wait thatās what tiddy guy said i should do.

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americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. theyāll drive 7 hours just for dinner. theyāll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
whereās the pic of that guyās tinder bio where he says something along the lines of āwell iām a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.ā
thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
What if Zelda had an amazing, cinematic story?Ā
Ā What if Last of Us had incredible, skill based combat?Ā
Ā What if Uncharted somehow put all the violence in context?Ā
Ā What if Dark Souls was approachable and clear?Ā
Ā The answer to all of these questions and more is
Toyota Soarer z10 Juggler Girl

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I was tumblr famous a long time ago. The validation of getting lots of notes is nice but overall it just fucking sucks.
tumblr user pizza reaches out from the nether to warn me of hubris
I think I see it
Explains why Iām so fucking stupid
no, not likeĀ āstupidā brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.
That Explains Why Iām So Fucking Stupid
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymoreĀ
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includesĀ āi wanna dieā as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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Thatās some pretty good advice. I donāt know whatās left of my humor after āguess Iāll just dieā jokes but itās worth a shot.
Personally i went from āguess Iāll dieā jokes to āIF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.ā and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massiveĀ difference.
Hereās a tip I picked up from a friend thatās helped me a lot ā replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying ālām just a disaster humanā I say āIām the epitome of grace and beautyā
Or like, when I draw a picture Iām not 100% happy with, instead of saying āmy art is trashā I say something like āyou know I think itās time we replaced the Mona Lisaā
When you do that you get to make a joke, but youāre ALSO getting practice building yourself up, yāknow?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you ARENāT joking
This is so important
god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
Is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

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At first I thought this was just some other knife.Ā
But then I realized - itās a switch bladeĀ
This reminds me of
Now that is some vintage sports goth
This ad is very ominous and threatening.
Are you fucking kidding me