glowing like the setting sun

hozier just casually drops “be like the love that discovered sin” in a song like that’s not the rawest fucking thing ever

OMG PHIL

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

I am so absolutely pissed off that i never learned this in school 

why is there such a distinctive feel between summer and winter depression music

Men describing women’s appearances and bodies in literature is universally traumatic

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january