"Ab laude pehli baar lage hai toh dard bhi zyada hi hoga"

Toh after a lot of trials and errors and drafts and frustration

I finally present to you all......

My first (official) edit!!!!!!

Underwhelming. I know. It's my first so I kept it short and simple and thoda sa shitty. It's okay. KOI JUDGE NAHI KAREGA.

Anyways

As Hamza Ali Mazari once said;

@lutt-le-gaya @miraclejin1204 @not-aviii @mrgrungusthefrog @cvclee @haseen-pari @maladaptive-anxiety @wtafananya

Special mentions:

@uzair-baloch because of course

@chaotickittydreamer for helping me out with starting on insta dms!

@lutt-le-gaya for the revenge scenes

Babu : look at my face and tell me you're not my son, we have the same features.

Rehman : what face?

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Akhlaq : look at my hands, do you think they can poison a child's food?

Hamza : well now they can't...

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Arshad : mujhe pehle rehman ka sar chahiye, phir lyari chahiye

Accha nahi laga toh chappal maarne mat aana

A Murder mystery dark comedy rom-com au, where reader is in modern day India/Pakistan/ literally anywhere urban setting in the world, but I'm thinking the Andhadhun setting

Anyways, reader, an infuriatingly normal girl with a normal life, till she accidentally or not so accidentally kills someone. And now she needs to get away with it. A slip up with some paranormal/ spiritual stuff, and she accidentally summons Demon!Uzair Baloch. Cuz he's committed a lot of sins and she has too now so who's better than Uzair to help her. So a whole chaotic murder mystery ensues where he's basically helping her cover her tracks, throwing people of her scent, dealing with the other characters. Other characters? Up to the writer's creativity. Suspicious police officer, a neighbour, an office colleague, yadda yadda yadda. Fun, dark comedy. And the romance is kinda implied, not expressly stated. Slow burn kind of. But I would also die for Demon! Uzair smut in the later parts.

Okay this was a loooong ramble. I wish I knew how to write. I don't. And my dear fellow writers, do give it some thoughts. Any questions, fire away, I've been thinking about this since yesterday.

But merese demon wyagara wala AU nahi likha jaata 😔

Isko thoda twist kardu? Like reader kills someone and uzair has to cover something like haseen dilruba jaise if you have seen the movie (nahi dekhi toh dekho achi hai for dark romance lovers) waisa kuch likhdu?

Like mid war world types

"caste is a british invention 🐷💡"

translation:

Crazy sa idea aagaya ak dam se, so imagine dono desh Aman hogaye I mean pak and India come together again.

Maza aajayega agar major iqbal x reader ho jaaye, or jassi/hamza who comes back home to his wife after three years of disappearance when the countries unite jisse storyline Badal jaegi, or or or a fic where the reader goes to attend college in lyari and uzair sees her and falls in love not realising she’s Indian.

This is wrong on many political levels abhi ik but just as an imagine should I try and write it?

Ulte sedhe ideas to bohot aate hai mujhe 🤗

Lol bhai i just realised how sunshine’s and rainbows this trope sounds.

Anyways comment karke tell if I should go ahead with this or drop cuz it doesn’t make sense.

Me while typing this ajeebo Gareeb idea:

You guys after reading it:

Kis talwar ki nok par sar rakhu bata do mujhe, ishq karna agar khata hai toh saza do mujhe😭🫠

He has a quiz competition coming up, and I was telling him about how PV Sindhu won the Japan badminton open recently.

My dad was like, oh, I thought she was married. I said yes, she is, do you seriously think she’s going to stop playing just because she got married?

And he was about to say something like no, no, I was just making an observation because it was not so normal in the past or whatever. ( key word- ABOUT to say)

Before he could say that my brother says- like that Virat Kohli is also married no?

I LAUGHED SO HARD CUZ YES MY GUY , KOHLI IS ALSO MARRIED .

My mom adds that yes, Kohli is married and has two children as well.

My bro also said imagine everyone stops playing after they get married thatd be crazy no?

😭😭😭😭 I love him sm

Best time of my life 💗🫂✨

Accha nahi laga toh chappal maarne mat aana

A Murder mystery dark comedy rom-com au, where reader is in modern day India/Pakistan/ literally anywhere urban setting in the world, but I'm thinking the Andhadhun setting

Anyways, reader, an infuriatingly normal girl with a normal life, till she accidentally or not so accidentally kills someone. And now she needs to get away with it. A slip up with some paranormal/ spiritual stuff, and she accidentally summons Demon!Uzair Baloch. Cuz he's committed a lot of sins and she has too now so who's better than Uzair to help her. So a whole chaotic murder mystery ensues where he's basically helping her cover her tracks, throwing people of her scent, dealing with the other characters. Other characters? Up to the writer's creativity. Suspicious police officer, a neighbour, an office colleague, yadda yadda yadda. Fun, dark comedy. And the romance is kinda implied, not expressly stated. Slow burn kind of. But I would also die for Demon! Uzair smut in the later parts.

Okay this was a loooong ramble. I wish I knew how to write. I don't. And my dear fellow writers, do give it some thoughts. Any questions, fire away, I've been thinking about this since yesterday.