your eyes may never know

acacia wood is the best minecraft wood there is nothing more boring than woods that are just slightly different shades of brown FIGHT ME

if minecraft acacia wood has 100 fans i am one of them. if minecraft acacia wood has 10 fans i am one of them. if

fucking a clown and you put your dick in and everything's going great, but as soon as you try to pull out of that clussy your cock just keeps getting longer and longer until you have just meters worth of dick lying in a mess on the bed and aw man I have to stop writing this post because I realised it's definitely someone's real kink and I can't handle the pressure of finishing this post in a satisfying way. wait nevermind I got it. you finally reach the end and the tip of your penis has become a beautiful bouquet of plastic roses that squirt water when you sniff them. except the water is. well. you know.

thinking about the 90's hentai comic where the dude's doorknob is a girl and she gets off whenever he puts the key in her

normies will call it a "scalp massage" instead of admitting that they like being pet like a puppydog or perhaps a kitty

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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