Kat

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

(th princess has drank th "tasty drink" in th court mage's laboratory without reading th lable nd is now in heat nd cannot make decisions by herself)

hi court mage here. princess what you drank was literally just sugar water stop blaming me every time you’re horny

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

reblog to boop prev with your paw

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

of course it would be terrible for the great serpent to give birth that's why we can't allow it to happen ever ever ever ever [beat] unless

(mad) she wants to fuck the great serpent!

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.