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pondwitch

worlds tallest vampire

pondwitch

count everest

goattgrrl

mount dracula

chaos-storm

Wouldn’t mind if i do

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sherlock-hannibal

Which do you prefer?

bittyblueeyes

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

ziamdynasty

a wholesome post thank u

shrineart

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

agayworthfightingfor

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

dee-the-red-witch

OK, we’re gonna try this AGAIN, for the third week in a row.

OI! YOU!

You like dark stories of hauntings, weird occult americana and lovecraftian horror set in the 1920′s?

Potentially like the hijinks of a poor archivist searching through a madman sorcerer’s house for parts of a one-of-a-kind tarot deck?

Wanna see the sequel to the Windrow-Ravenswood Deck that y’all went nuts for when I first released it ages ago?

Want to get your hands on material from the Windrow-Ravenswood book before the book itself releases?

WELL GUESS WHAT. It’s already here. There’s three entries in the story up already, which includes two of the new cards AND bonus maps of the house and estate.

Where can you go read this lovely thing? RIGHT HERE: https://www.patreon.com/tormentedartifacts Two bucks a month gets you a new chunk of the story every wednesday. Even if you’re not paying, story bits that don’t have cards attached to them will become free to the public a week after they’re posted, so you should go follow. But regardless, you should join up. More people following and supporting the work means I can make more time to get everything done, do more bonus art items, and expand this thing out to its fullest.

SO GO FOLLOW THAT LINK and JOIN US. The Lost Arcana is waiting, somewhere in that house.

dee-the-red-witch

And yes, this is an obligatory reblog just to tag some of the usual suspects, like @nudityandnerdery, @gothiccharmschool, @ladyshinga, @naamahdarling, @zombiearmadillo, @madgastronomer, @impling, and I’m sure a host of others, but please, spread this around, folks. Trying to do something a step beyond begging for sales and help every month, and, well, stories don’t even bump themselves as well as shiny new leather does.

buzzkillbyrne

hozier thinking his answers in interviews

buzzkillbyrne

everyone be quiet he’s thinking

killingmoon

lankies-weirdstuff

I feel so called out.

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artistictae

something: is vampire related

me: nice

aquilaofarkham

“Oh, she was remarkable.”

tombshine

@lankies-weirdstuff

the-heat-that-drives-the-light

“Yeah, and it’s a sold-out gig. You’ve got many sold-out gigs. How does it feel when you learn, okay. Sold out, sold out and sold out.”

animalbody

do u got a vampire kink

look me in my emo eyes and tell me if u really need to ask that

shiftythrifting

lankies-weirdstuff

I feel so called out.

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dysphoricfem-deactivated2020011

Baba Yaga house with fishnets on the legs

istanbul-not-constantinople

lankies-weirdstuff

@tombshine

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Vampire meme: "Existential Crisis Meal" and it's just weird shit a vampire eats when theyre awake alone at 2PM and suddenly get overcome with the desire to eat some kind of food they used to like but actually getting it is pointless bc it'll be gross to them so they just throw anything similar they have access to together and eat it anyway while they have a mild panic attack

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Your vampire friend texting you at 1 in the afternoon:

God......please help me...I can't stop watching niche furniture restoration videos on YouTube and eating these

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Th same vampire friend 30 minutes later:

THE YOUTUBE FURNITURE MEN HAVE MY OLD ARMOIRE!!!!!!!

lankies-weirdstuff

@tombshine

thecollectibles

Art by Jasmin Darnell

headdunk

nazgulkoopa

[ID: Two tweets by HRG | Snugcrow @snugcrow

Tweet 1: tiefling warlock whos patron is their divorced fiend dad who is desperately trying to win their kid’s approval by showering them with otherworldly power

Tweet 2: also their mother remarried a female gnome and the fiend is trying not to make a big deal out of it but absolutely is making a big deal out of it. “SO HOWS YOUR STEPDAD” “oh, mom remarried to a woman” “OH. WELL. UH. IT’S 854 OF THE FOURTH AGE. TIMES ARE A CHANGIN’!” /end ID]

@tombshine

chrisweeet on ig

@anarchoklezmer

POT OF NOODLES

@lorethcrow Pot of Danger Noodles!!!

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moonlight-dragon

I'm going to start watching Castlevania it looks so good!

Honestly the best decision you’re gonna make. The show is gold, a blessing, a masterpiece we don’t deserve

But also:

lankies-weirdstuff

That’s it. That’s the show.

yagirlqueenie

Sure, they’re cute, but do they have fangs?

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