someone: *announces that they have low standards*
me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)
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someone: *announces that they have low standards*
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remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a âlittle loaf eating freakâ
GO đ THE đ FUCK đ OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this childâs parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligibleâand then]  âŠand then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesnât pertain to you. Iâm sorry â
White teacher: âyou know what, Iâm sorry -Iâm sorryâŠ
Black student: âNo, no, noâŠI let you talk -I let you talk, youâre gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: Iâm sorry that this is the way that it is. Youâre right, it is fucked up. But white people control everythingâŠand thatâs not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, weâre complaining or weâre ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about âOh, I donât wantâthereâs too many Latinos and thereâs too manyââ
White teacher: I didnât say thatâ
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you donât want this to turn into a Latin country because thereâll be too manyÂ
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to acceptâ
White teacher: Donât tell me Iâm closed-mindedâ
Black student: Everything youâve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I donât agree with you doesnât mean Iâm closed-minded.
Black student: You donât need to agreeâI -Iâve had conversations with people that donât agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to acceptâyouâre not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening rightâ
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everythingâŠ.who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESNâT HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFFÂ
Other Random: GO OFFâ
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DONâT SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because Iâm mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
Go OFF.
Realizing that this was filmed during Obamaâs presidency, really calls for more reblogs.
A black child should never have to be in this position. This is why white adults need to speak up more. His bravery and strength are incredible.
GERMAN MENTAL HEALTH VOCABULARY
die psychische Gesundheit - mental health die Essstörung - eating disorder Bulimie - bulimia Magersucht - anorexia Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-HyperaktivitÀtsstörung (ADHS) - attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) die Diagnose - diagnosis die Therapie - therapy die Depression/en - depression der Berater - counsellor der Suizid/ Selbstmord - suicide das Burnout - burnout der Autismus - autism das Wohlsein - well-being die Angststörung - anxiety das Benehmen/ Verhalten - behaviour die Sozialphobie - social anxiety die Schizophrenie - schizophrenia die Selbstverletzung - self harm die Hilfe - help helfen - (to) help unter/an etw. leiden - (to) suffer from sth.
German
German is wonderful. Exhibit A:
Ich stelle mich dir vor.
Ich stelle dich mir vor.
Ich stelle mir dich vor.
Ich stelle mich vor dich.
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I introduce myself to you.
I imagine you. or: I introduce you to myself.
I imagine you.
I am standing in front of you.

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Ingeborg Bachmann, Malina
"So we got a new rug.... our cat dosen't approve lmaoooooo"
Malware oder so, keine Ahnung, ich kann kein Informatik.
darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

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this is the most disorienting tiktok Iâve ever watched
Ich kriege immer diese werbung und wollte sie euch mal zeigen
Oke sÄ jeg trodde at jeg mÄ praktisere Ä skrive pÄ norsk mer. Jeg er ogsÄ Äpen for vennlig/konstruktivkritikk. à begynne, jeg heter Lane og kommer fra de forente stater. Jeg er atten Är gammel og fÞdselsdagen min var 9. Desember. Jeg snakker engelsk og tysk (men ikke morsmÄl), og nÄ vil jeg lÊre norsk!
Jeg er bare en nybegynner med norsk men jeg lÊrer alle dager. Jeg har en 49 dag streak pÄ duolingo og for dette er jeg veldig glad! Jeg har en venn i Norge som hjelper meg. Vi mÞtte oss tre Är siden, han var i Amerika for en utvekslingsÄr og vi ble venner men jeg har ikke begynt Ä lÊre norsk fÞr nÄ. Han hjelper meg med nye ordrer og med dialekten sin. Apropos, jeg synes det er veldig bra at dere har sÄ mange dialekter. Dere er alle unike og spesielle!
Tusen takk for at dere lesere og ha en bra dag!
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu.... you have caught me....
It looks as if it would be very satisfying to bite that raw.
alright gollum take it easy

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i & pÄ - spesiell
i
Pasienten har vondt i magen.
Henrik har vondt i halsen.
pÄ
Han fryser pÄ hendene.
Han er rÞd pÄ nesa.
Hvilke preposisjoner av i eller pÄ som brukes med sted, mÄ av og til bare lÊres/pugges.
i
i leiligheten
i kjelleren
i stua
i banken
i kantina
i kirka/moskeen
i parken
pÄ
pÄ loftet
pÄ kino
pÄ kontoret
pÄ jobb
pÄ skolen
pÄ universitet
pÄ kafe
i & pÄ
kjĂžkkkenet
-rom
butikken
teater
Korona Virus Ordbook
Coronaviris Vocabulary List
Avbrutt / Avlyst - cancelled
Fjorten dager - fourteen days
Hjemmekarantene - home quarantine
Hoste - cough
HÄndtrykk - hand Shake
Karantene - quarantine
Kommune - municipality
Korona - Corona
Lege - doctor
RÄd - advice
SÄpe - soap
Selvisolasjon- self isolation
Smittetilfeller - infection cases
Stengt - closed
Sykdom - illness
Sykehus - hospital
Sykepleier - nurse
TĂžrke - dry
Virus - virus
Vaske - wash