someone: *announces that they have low standards*
me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)
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someone: *announces that they have low standards*
me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

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remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
Go OFF.
Realizing that this was filmed during Obama’s presidency, really calls for more reblogs.
A black child should never have to be in this position. This is why white adults need to speak up more. His bravery and strength are incredible.
GERMAN MENTAL HEALTH VOCABULARY
die psychische Gesundheit - mental health die Essstörung - eating disorder Bulimie - bulimia Magersucht - anorexia Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-Hyperaktivitätsstörung (ADHS) - attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) die Diagnose - diagnosis die Therapie - therapy die Depression/en - depression der Berater - counsellor der Suizid/ Selbstmord - suicide das Burnout - burnout der Autismus - autism das Wohlsein - well-being die Angststörung - anxiety das Benehmen/ Verhalten - behaviour die Sozialphobie - social anxiety die Schizophrenie - schizophrenia die Selbstverletzung - self harm die Hilfe - help helfen - (to) help unter/an etw. leiden - (to) suffer from sth.
German
German is wonderful. Exhibit A:
Ich stelle mich dir vor.
Ich stelle dich mir vor.
Ich stelle mir dich vor.
Ich stelle mich vor dich.
😎🥳
I introduce myself to you.
I imagine you. or: I introduce you to myself.
I imagine you.
I am standing in front of you.

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"So we got a new rug.... our cat dosen't approve lmaoooooo"
Malware oder so, keine Ahnung, ich kann kein Informatik.
darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

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this is the most disorienting tiktok I’ve ever watched
Ich kriege immer diese werbung und wollte sie euch mal zeigen
Oke så jeg trodde at jeg må praktisere å skrive på norsk mer. Jeg er også åpen for vennlig/konstruktivkritikk. Å begynne, jeg heter Lane og kommer fra de forente stater. Jeg er atten år gammel og fødselsdagen min var 9. Desember. Jeg snakker engelsk og tysk (men ikke morsmål), og nå vil jeg lære norsk!
Jeg er bare en nybegynner med norsk men jeg lærer alle dager. Jeg har en 49 dag streak på duolingo og for dette er jeg veldig glad! Jeg har en venn i Norge som hjelper meg. Vi møtte oss tre år siden, han var i Amerika for en utvekslingsår og vi ble venner men jeg har ikke begynt å lære norsk før nå. Han hjelper meg med nye ordrer og med dialekten sin. Apropos, jeg synes det er veldig bra at dere har så mange dialekter. Dere er alle unike og spesielle!
Tusen takk for at dere lesere og ha en bra dag!
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu.... you have caught me....
It looks as if it would be very satisfying to bite that raw.
alright gollum take it easy

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i & på - spesiell
i
Pasienten har vondt i magen.
Henrik har vondt i halsen.
på
Han fryser på hendene.
Han er rød på nesa.
Hvilke preposisjoner av i eller på som brukes med sted, må av og til bare læres/pugges.
i
i leiligheten
i kjelleren
i stua
i banken
i kantina
i kirka/moskeen
i parken
på
på loftet
på kino
på kontoret
på jobb
på skolen
på universitet
på kafe
i & på
kjøkkkenet
-rom
butikken
teater
Korona Virus Ordbook
Coronaviris Vocabulary List
Avbrutt / Avlyst - cancelled
Fjorten dager - fourteen days
Hjemmekarantene - home quarantine
Hoste - cough
Håndtrykk - hand Shake
Karantene - quarantine
Kommune - municipality
Korona - Corona
Lege - doctor
Råd - advice
Såpe - soap
Selvisolasjon- self isolation
Smittetilfeller - infection cases
Stengt - closed
Sykdom - illness
Sykehus - hospital
Sykepleier - nurse
Tørke - dry
Virus - virus
Vaske - wash