He's a bitch. He's a lover. He's a slut. He's a mama's girl. He's bisexual. He's straight. He's a gamer. God hates him. Paris Hilton loves him. He's your favourite driver's favourite driver. He's the world's worst formula one world champion. He has a boyfriend at every port. He eats pussy because it's vegan. He's a poor little meow meow. He's a grown ass man. He's babygirl. I didn't say his name but he still popped into your head, didn't he?















