In which Steve arranges for Lando's harem to have their wicked way with him on a golf course. Obviously he stands guard the whole time.
Goodwood isn't that bad, all things considered. Security on site knows what they're doing, and even surrounded by a sea of people all clamoring for Lando, Steve feels like things are pretty much under control. Lando spends the event shuffled from one location to another, draped under the arms of other famous men, turning and flashing that easy, charming smile for a thousand cameras. Steve has been around long enough now to know that the crash is coming.
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I've been having versions of this conversation lately so it was interesting to hear F1 Nation on the most recent pod discussing how long we can lean on "experience gap" when it comes to Oscar's performance relative to Lando.
So do we think that's it for Oscar or is there still room for him to improve? I keep hearing that speed and potential is shown immediately usually in the first two years of an F1 driver's career. Oscar will need to absolutely lock in and pull a Nico Rosberg if he is to beat Lando on any metric but he doesn't seem driven enough to me, like willing to go to extreme measures, do whatever it takes (like Nico did to beat Lewis) to beat Lando. He looks too chill and complacent.
Hello, anon! I'm going to respond backwards because I disagree with your assessment that Oscar is too chill and complacent. Despite what his PR team would have us believe, he is maximally self-interested and competitive. I think if you guaranteed him a championship he'd go to Rosberg lengths in a heartbeat.
The first part of your question is more interesting. I think it is starting to become clear that the people who rated Oscar at a top-5 level overshot the mark, but he's still a top-10 driver on the grid. Having Kimi as a point of comparison is instructive - to your point, pace tends to show up early, even in bad cars (Lando in 2019-2021), and even when results are hampered by mistakes (early MaxV, Kimi last year). I think you can continue to develop, but if you're not top-5 by your fourth year, that's probably not going to change, in part because the new young guns are coming up after you.
However, that doesn't mean there's no hope for his career. Jenson Button is a great example of a highly-rated driver who came in and while yes, was in bad cars, was outperformed by or close to his teammates for the first few years of his career. He came third in the WDC standings in his fifth year, but other than that finished no higher than sixth until he won in 2009.
The next lando pit stop is in Amsterdam! Um, in his husbandâs country. You got to love it. Its not about norrix but imma make it about norrix.
Oh, I'm with you, lol. It's 100% about Norrix. Race weekend at Martin's last home race for who knows how long, when Martin is gonna be there performing? Absolutely.
I've been having versions of this conversation lately so it was interesting to hear F1 Nation on the most recent pod discussing how long we can lean on "experience gap" when it comes to Oscar's performance relative to Lando.
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god recent thing about lando that is like Getting Me is like. lando is often pointed out to not be the brightest/has pointed out he did not do very well in school/does not have the most general knowledge (and people do get very mean and also sometimes kind of ableist about it) but then you watch the interviews he does (shoutout landonorrissian) and he is actually soâŚlike smart about driving/the car??? like he is genuinely so good at conveying/analyzing the performance of both himself and what the car was doing. and journalists have kind of taken this and ran with the idea that he is insecure/too self-critical but honestly to me it just shows that he is such incredible knowledge about himself. like he can pinpoint exactly what he did wrong, what should be better and what he has to improve on (which is not even overly insecure, in fact its more like he knows he can do better). i think a lot of people think he is a lot more stupid than he is and he is probably a lot smarter or at least pensive than he lets on (i think partly due to his like fun âpartyboyâ personality people think he is genuinely dumb. also yk he is not the most educated which people also consider the same as being dumb)
totally agree!! it has been repeatedly pointed out by people who actually work out lando that heâs brilliant with data and an incredibly smart driver. anyone who cares to research lando will find that out very quickly. intellect comes in different forms and heâs got a lot of it, even without âschool smartsâ
and shout out will @landonorissian for his incredible archival work đЎ
One of the big things I think these 'it should be acceptable to leave concrit on fanfic even if the author isn't looking for it' people are missing is that giving constructive feedback is also a skill and they usually don't have it
If you still take prompts: norrix and what happend after lando surprised martin on stage in Ibiza đŤśđź
"How long are you in Ibiza?" Martin asks. He's wearing earplugs but it's still impossibly loud â he sees the answer on Lando's face before his lips form the words. Not long enough. They didn't make a plan.
"Three nights," Lando says. His muscular forearms are warm against Martin's shoulders, and he fiddles with the back of Martin's shirt collar.
"I'm in Kosovo," Martin says, though he's certain Lando already knows that.
Lando nods, their faces so close his curls brush Martin's forehead. "The boys are coming in, we're spending a week on a yacht, docking in Athens."
Martin does some mental math, tries to count the days in his head. "Could I meet you there?" he asks. "In Athens?"
Lando's face cracks open into the wide smile Martin is at least a little bit in love with. "Yeah," he says. "I'll sneak away."
Martin should feel a little bad about pulling Lando away from his oldest friends. He doesn't.
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At the behest of, especially, @bright-and-burning - Here's the fifth drop of Landoscar retreat! 1k of 7k written. No posting schedule, no promises, only vibes.
Part 1 // 2 // 3 // 4
There was no assigned seating, so Oscar searched out a table comprised of mostly his mechanics, slapping shoulders and shaking hands as he took a seat. He looked around the room, noticing that each table had a number taped to the side. He was at table number 4, which was a little bit funny. Lando was sat between Will and Jon on the opposite side of the room, flipping through the packet on the table.
Oscar picked his up as well. It was a quality white folder with the McLaren speedmark on the front, and inside there were two sets of papers. On the left there was an expanded version of the itinerary theyâd been provided at check-in. It indicated they were about to have fifteen minutes of âopening remarks,â forty-five minutes of âbraveryâ and then an hour-long breakout session before a two-hour break for lunch. The other side included a neatly-stapled packet with the word âBRAVEâ centered on the front in 80-pt font. Oscar didnât have a chance to investigate further before Zak approached the lectern at the front of the room.
âGood morning,â he greeted the room, and Oscar knew the response wasnât enthusiastic enough even before Zak prompted them with another, more energetic, âI said good morning!â
âGood morning!â the crowed echoed back, louder this time.
Zak grinned. âThatâs better,â he said. âI hope you all enjoyed breakfast, got a good nightâs sleep.â He paused for murmurs of agreement. âSo I wanted to take a few minutes this morning and explain our vision for the week. Weâre here to have a good time, obviously, weâre here to celebrate, to get to know each other better, but weâre also here to grow. What are the core McLaren values?â He looked out over the crowd. âAnybody, give me one.â
âInnovation,â Lando said.
âOkay, weâve got innovation,â Zak held up one finger. âGive me another.â
âBravery,â came the next. Then respect and energy. Someone suggested teamwork.
âThatâs a value,â Zak agreed. âAbsolutely a value. Not a core value though, whatâs the last one?â
âInclusion,â Oscar said.
Zak held up his fifth finger and then pointed to him. âThere we go, thank you, Oscar. Bravery, Respect, Innovation, Inclusion, and Energy. The five core values of McLaren. And under all those values, we have competition, and teamwork. Thatâs the frame of everything we do. And thatâs what weâre going to celebrate this week and really try to develop.â
Oscar reached for the water bottle on the table in front of him and spun it between his fingertips.
âEach day is going to be structured around one of the core values. If you open your packet there, youâll see today is bravery. Start big, right? So after Iâm done talking, Mark Temple is going to give an update on the direction of the performance team for next year. Then weâre going to have someone who knows a thing or two about real bravery come up here and share their story, and after that, weâll have a facilitator lead us through some ice-breakers, some getting-to-know-you activities.â He looked around the room, grinning with the self-satisfied enthusiasm of a labrador.
âAfter lunch, weâre going to split up for the excursions,â Zak continued. âWeâve got some great stuff planned, but uh, Iâve been talking too long already and I donât want to spoil the surprise.â The room laughed indulgently, and Zak grinned. âAlright Mark, get up here.âÂ
There wasnât anything in the performance update Oscar didnât already know, but Markâs careful language underscored the growing belief that they werenât going to be running it back for a third constructorâs championship. The idea of running in a midfield car curdled in his stomach like milk left out overnight. Oscar tried not to think about it.Â
Their keynote for the day was an air force pilot whoâd been shot down over hostile territory. He was a good speaker, if he drew heavily on a patriotism few people in the room shared. Still. It was a compelling story, and Oscar found himself locked in the particularly tense moments. The applause he received felt deserved.Â
âAlright, everyone take a break,â Zak said, once heâd handed over a gift bag to the pilot and shaken his hand again. âBack in your seats in,â he squinted at the clock, âeleven minutes. Then we get to the fun stuff.âÂ
Oscar didnât have to go to the bathroom, but he had the brief thought that if he hid in one of the stalls maybe they wouldnât notice if he didnât show up for the next sessions. He was washing his hands when Lando walked into the bathroom nearly three across with Jon and one of the new mechanics on Landoâs side, a burst of sound as they laughed at a joke Oscar hadnât heard.Â
âSorry,â Lando said, when he realized he was blocking Oscarâs path to the door. They did the awkward half-step dance for a moment, until Lando reached out and put a hand on Oscarâs hip. âYou go that way,â he said, stepping around Oscar and his wet hands.Â
Oscarâs face flamed as he grabbed a paper towel and exited the bathroom. Steve was leaning against the wall on the other side of the hallway, and he raised an eyebrow ever so slightly when Oscar made eye contact. As if Lando needed a shadow surrounded by a thousand McLaren employees. Oscar exhaled a long, slow breath, and turned to examine everything on the snack table he wouldnât be eating.Â
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favorite song right now: Mmmmmmm. I haven't really been in on a song at the moment, but I've had Calum Scott's "At Your Worst" stuck in my head on and off for like a month. Orville Peck's "My Side of the Mountain" and Martin Garrix & Arijit Singh's "Angels For Each Other" get honorable mentions.
last book i read: Last book I finished was "The Devil's Wedding Ring" - a decent little scandinavian noir novel by Vidar Sundstøl. Book I'm currently reading is Susie Wolff's "Driven."
last thing i ate: Ramen egg, which is a pack of ramen noodles without the seasoning. Give 'em a splash of soy sauce, top with a fried egg and lao gan ma chili crisp.
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