Allya...

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

pov elton john finds you 

pov ur a cop at pride

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

“ur so quiet” thanks i am trying not to exist at aII

get u a girl who cant do either

@sapphicspritzee look tiktok stole the post you made like 7 years ago

My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every now and then he will surprise me with it as dinner. He makes it even better than I can. love is a chicken cutlet indeed

get yourself a significant other who will make you perfectly breaded and fried chicken cutlets

love is a practice

So I have a confession; I used to put mayonnaise on my rice when I was young.

Is it good?

It’s exactly how you think it would be

ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

when will my DS stylus return from the war