Guinevere Pendragon i would die for you

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

I get so stupid off that damn wizard

resurrected arthur but it’s a sitcom. merlin sees a blond guy in armor being fished out of a lake on the news and the first words out of his mouth are “what the fuck”. he keeps telling people arthur is foreign and that’s why he has a strange accent and keeps being rude. he has to stop arthur from stabbing a wet floor sign with a letter opener. merlin repeatedly threatens to dump arthur back in the lake if he keeps misbehaving. arthur brings home a dog on his first ever outing by himself and from then on arthur and merlin have a dog. everyone keeps mistaking them for a gay married couple. see my vision.

teetotailer

@virgo-dicks

the season 3 mergana vibe is really very much "if you tell arthur i was at the devil's sacrament you'll have to explain why you were at the devil's sacrament"

I'm gonna cry about the sheer amount of flowers in Lancelot's funeral boat Merlin must have spent hours gathering and arranging them for Lancelot good lord there's so many flowers that Merlin put in that boat 😭😭😭

hugging a framed photo of lancelot bbc merlin whyd they have to do you so dirty king