Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

I also might be face blind. I spent several minutes trying to figure out who someone was at work one day and didn’t realize it was my neighbor, who has lived next door to me for five years.

Adam Scott and Paul dano should do something together. Not just as guys with two first names, but as guys who have the same style of face in my mind.

Walmart, your app blows. Give me one (1) bottle of adderall before my refill date and I’ll remake it from scratch. It won’t be pretty but it’ll work kind of.

Kinda cool being the IT person in the legal department actually. We need new software and my workload is too light to satisfy my need for stimulation so I’m just making the software in powerapps from scratch. No one’s stopped me. It has search and filtering and translation, which no software we’ve tried has done well.

Hate when you fart right before you HAVE to sit down. Like I really played myself