lOrD aShForD fUCks his SHEEEEEEEEP

The people who make transformers porn have my respect because I have tried drawing these fuckass things in normal poses and it made me wanna kill myself

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

callum turner arrived at the mota set every day beefy and bisexual and i really respect that