in skengs we trust

i say "oobh i got plany off time" literally whenever i have time to do something it's like a curse

Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

yeah sure ill reblog that

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.

today’s the day

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post