Squirtle De Muerte

What can you say about a man who trolled schoolgirls over some Korean K-Pop band called BTS and treated the uproar generated as if it was the achievement of the year?

Then cried like a spoilt brat when Twitter - in a rare moment of accountability - kicked him off their platform. Out came the mental health card, that old excuse to justify the unjustifiable, and they let him back on.

One of his 'boo hoos' was that 'I’m 44 years of age, I’m a dad, I don’t know about these things.'

All the more reason for you to have helped yourself to a big slice of Shut The Fuck Up cake and acted your age instead of your IQ.

Nowadays he's trying to reinvent himself as a game streamer, because the world really needs another bumnugget burbling their semi-illiterate thoughtstreams on 'classic' games, don't they? The public's just crying out for another stale male exercising their midlife crisis on a dozen monatised social media platforms.

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