*eternally screaming*

people should just embrace jewel tones already if I see one more house entirely decorated in washed out neutral colours I’m gonna sue someone

hell is not a fiery demon pit its a never ending white and cream minimalist apartment, every time someone paints a room entirely white and adds a pale blue throw cushion for “a splash of colour” they are carrying out the work of the devil

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

@ all my friends who call me a vampire. take a gander at this and reevaluate 

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

get bored and antagonise the french

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

in this essay i won’t

My favourite thing about Cocteau twins is that no one knows what they’re saying it’s all just like rajksidneksosndksiskdmwi ajodnwishs aidjeje so every song is about whatever you want it to be