They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
song: in the hall of the mountain king
that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

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Girls talk about periods but wait until they find out that cum sometimes seeps out of our balls like a wet sponge
Tried drawing JJ again but this happened so i just went with it...
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sound design is my passion

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so iâve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didnât have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
YES PERFECT EXCELLENT. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I got literal chills listening to it and Iâve only had that happened in response to a handful of songs in my life, and itâs a feeling I adore, so *dumps a bucket of kudos at your feet*
Itâs likeâŚÂ Itâs like the end credits of a movie where the last shot is the finally repaired ship sailing away with the ensemble cast who have gone through hell to make it to this point.
le mythe, la lĂŠgende, jâai nommĂŠ: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).Â
i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard âthanks have a nice nightâ and he responded with âyou too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...â and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since
  ďźďźĄďźŤďźĽďźł Â ďźąďźľďźĄďźŹďźŠďź´ďźš 
I didnât even unmute this Iâm just laughing out loud in a library
you should have unmuted this

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Patchouli is learning about himself!Â
Just uploaded a little video featuring all of my favorite bug-related literature! Check it out here!Â
The journey of a blue marble
The I Spy live action adaption looks great
This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including:Â
- the amount of YEET
- Clever use of magnets and physics
- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy.Â
I present an aussie huntsman friend uwu
I skipped a BUNCH of submissions and zoomed up to this one because I LOVE THIS SPOODER AND ITS LIL SPOODER BOOTS. Just imagine the tiny pitter patter as it runs. Oh my lord
i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i canât name. i question if iâm real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.
âWhat happens when you have heated tile flooringâ
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Who spilled the cat on the floor.

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A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopesÂ
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12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body
You really pissed off that squeaky toy
A N G E YÂ Â B O I
artemis fowl ii gets a boyfriend and invests a lot of energy in keeping the fairies from finding out bc he knows holly will dunk on him relentlessly but it was futile and holly appears nonetheless to dunk on him relentlessly
FJSJGJEJFJJ
artemis is on a date with his boyfriend at a fancy restaurant, and since hes a dramatic bastard heâs rented out the entire restaurant so it can be just the two of them and thereâs no one else around. and then holly shows up for some reason and sees them and itâs like.
holly: hey artemis, whoâs he? >:3c
artemis, panicking: heâs. my new valet
boyfriend, somehow totally unphased by all this: yea im his valet
boyfriend manages to successfully date artemis fowl by accepting literally everything that happens at face value including the fact that he knows a three foot tall person with pointy earsÂ
ultimate straight man. he has no idea how to drive a car and is calmly slipping into the drivers seat anyway. who breaks first? not him. nerves of steel. he crashes into a pole immediately and holly is laughing at them.Â
FDJGJDJ YEAH I WAS THINKING LIKE. artemisâs boyfriend is like.. a totally normal guy?? like heâs not rich or a genius or famous or anything, he works in like the makeup section of walmart or something and his name is like. wyatt or some other normal person name
but he is INCREDIBLY ride or die and he just rolls with whatever. he learns fairies exist and his response is âoh sweet. so like.. can you fly for real orâ
they met because artemis thought wyatt was cute from like, the street, and absolutely STRUGGLED to pretend he understood how to shop in a walmart while mustering up the nerve to talk to him and not sound like an absolute fucking foolÂ
yes hello im here to [panics] buy out your entire stockÂ
wyatt: okay buddy
wyatt thinks this is hilarious and thinks heâs cute but out of a desire to not have to deal with restocking literally the entire store, talks this rich boy down into just buying like. a bottle of nail polish
at the bottom of the receipt he writes âmaybe some time i can teach you how to buy a coffee at starbucks :)â and his phone number
butler has been watching this entire exchange as butler does and quietly cataloging digs at it for the rest of the week starting with âarenât you going to use that [extremely cheap brand of] nailpolishâ
wyatt, at the starbucks: so is that your dad
artemis: heâs my bodyguardÂ
wyatt: alright
artemis: heâs armedÂ
wyatt: good to knowÂ
artemis: i told him not to bring the cosh
wyatt:Â đ