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artfight part 5. (credits to pikitronca)

#i've started a blog for a campaign i'm running hihi #it's a bit inspired by witch hat atelier #clearly

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sothasil

The royal family

kustas

immovable object (paternal love) vs unstoppable force (unfathomable cringe)

utopians

intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

noctilin

gay people atelier for milord @chipchopclipclop

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hatepotion

the girls

largishcat

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

library-seraph

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

brothersskeleton

dovv

uchihajacob

ellieenvy-acnhmemes

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

And they were right

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memorycycle

insomniac-arrest

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

larariumluparum

truer words

pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

when I was born Sappho’s spirit gently floated into my room & sweetly bopped my nose & that’s why I’m so gay

lorlens-blog

beth you’re so gay that it’s more likely sappho just full on decked you in the face

pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

Sappho decked me as a baby bc she saw that I was real competition

badjokesbyjeff

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

garbageb0y-stinkman

change your fucking url jeff

dadzawa-adopt-dabi

Jeff I havent seen your url on my dash in fucking forever. I missed you and love your content thank you.

badjokesbyjeff

Bro?

badjokesbyjeff

Bro <3

jupitersmusings

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

overlord-fire-bubble

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

essenceofrose

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

magicalmerry

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

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Weiss just wants a hug too …

I did it and now I can only remember that scene from madagascar 2

Hey! I have open commissions, interested please contact me! ^^

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