Hi. Spare a Spank?

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

ok who wants my devotion

DNI,.. Unless u Love Meee !!!!

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

My posting pussy is wet as fuck. With words.

Sorry

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

I just want to get dicked down again =/

something sweetie this way loves

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless