Scope for the Imagination

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

FUCK YEAH.

When a tiny little frog wants to cheer you up, things will be okay after all 🐸💚💖❤️‍🩹

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real