A wizard is never late

@chatul-shachor

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

Looked every single one of those up like "okay the previous ones were real but surely THIS one was just some bullshit OP came up with and I was equally horrified each time

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

World Heritage Post

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

The time between 2015 and 2020 and the time between 2020 and 2025 cant be the same

this episode proved that Sam Reich is one of the easiest to murder people in the whole world. You get ONE person he knows on board and the man is toast. He’ll hop in the back of your van instantly like “ooh I wonder what silly little trick they have planned for me!” Brennan Lee Mulligan could have put this dude in a saw trap and he’d walk in smiling.

If my timeline is right, Elaine was planning this while she had a secret camera in their home. "I'm an honest person" (was conspiring against her husband in at least two separate simultaneous plots)

is the game in this case psychological torment?

Most of the time yeah