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"hey google, can i call cps on a dead man?"

And now she knows what Adrien needs, which is the truth, is the one thing she cannot give him. THE ONLY THING that's not within her power because she's convinced it will potentially put the entire universe in danger and thats the only thing she utterly cannot do.

So whats left? What is the only way she can give Adrien what he needs while also saving the universe from her pitiful mistakes? What is the only thing left in her power to do?

That's right. Take herself out of the equation entirely.

She is going to give up her life (of memories) so that she can deliver Adrien what (she thinks) he needs and protect the rest of the universe from her errors.

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Hot take: being akumatized is NOT an excuse to be cruel to people. You are responsible for your behavior

🌸 normalfrenchgirl man what the hell are you talking about

🥖 eiffeltowerluvr ????? hawk moth literally mind controls you i don't know what IS an excuse if that's not one

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Anyone who says they "couldn't help it" because they were "akumatized" is literally just an abuser looking for plausible deniability

🇫🇷 pariscitizen kill yourself like actually

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❤️‍🩹 kindheartedparisian sent an ask: i know people are attacking you over that post but just to explain why people are mad -- as someone who's been akumatized, the thing about being akumatized is it's really hard to break out of and you're not fully in control of your actions, even if you're aware enough to know what you're saying/doing you can't really stop yourself

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc answered: What a convenient excuse for an abuser. Sorry I don’t buy it I don’t think anything can make you act against your morals if you hold them strongly enough

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🧀 cheesefan69 sent an ask I actually genuinely think you deserve to die. I’m not akumatized for the record this is coming straight from the heart

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc People are calling me an asshole and then sending me asks like this

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👩🏾‍🎨 stripedjumperandberet idk i mean,,, my abuser used to lie about being akumatized so i think this conversation needs a little more nuance? because this absolutely happens unfortunately

🚬 frenchcigarettes MINE DID TOO i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭

🧘🏻‍♂️ calmchillguy @.stripedjumperandberet @.frenchcigarettes if u fell for that lie u literally deserved it idc

🧀 cheesefan69 @.calmchillguy that’s so far over the line man what’s your issue

🧘🏻‍♂️ calmchillguy i was akumatized my bad

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🌐 cecenestpasunblog love when there’s some stupid bullshit happening on the tl. Yeah sure what you do while akumatized reveals your true beliefs whatever. If we’re just saying anything now

🪶 pigeonsnumber2fan help meee people are saying WHAT

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🌸 normalfrenchgirl This is ridiculous lol that guy’s in my inbox spamming me with bullshit i’m gonna block him in a min but it’s kind of entertaining I’ll post the best ones later

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🛍️ chloebourgeois That guy is lowkey right I love being akumatized I can just kinda do whatever and nobody questions it

🐞 ladybug ??????????

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🐿️ ilovesquirrels sent an ask How do you live in Paris and not understand how akumatization works lmao

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc I don’t live in Paris

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🎸 gays4jaggedstone He doesnt even live in Paris……… #WHATTTTTTTTT

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🐈 catboyblorbo Is ANYBODY else seeing that guy insisting akumatizarion doesnt make you do anything you dont want to do . Bc he just revealed he’s not even from Paris

👩🏾‍🎨 stripedjumperandberet LMFAOO?????

🐈 catboyblorbo I actually feel like im going crazy what is going on

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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Now people are acting like just because I'm from America I can't have an opinion on French culture I guess

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🐿️ ilovesquirrels Am i having a fever dream

🥐 duvinetdescigarettes what are we talking about i just got up

🐿️ ilovesquirrels Some guy got on here talking about how akumatization is just an excuse for abuse and just revealed he's literally american

🎸 gays4jaggedstone don't even worry about it babygirl go back to sleep

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🚬 frenchcigarettes OH MY GODDDD ladybug herself saw the discourse du jour 😭

🌸 normalfrenchgirl i love how online she is tbh it's so funny she's so me. saving paris from supervillains then logging on to post like anyone else it's awesome

🐞 ladybug normalfrenchgirl i see u in my notes all the time and i check your blog like it's the morning news you're so good at posting

🌸 normalfrenchgirl

HI?????????? #sorry for making 5 different posts about the thumbprint cookies i had the other day they were really good

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🚬 frenchcigarettes sent an ask: ladybug what are ur thoughts on The Discourse

🐞 ladybug we could bring our akumatization rate down like 20% if we banned american tourists

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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc So it turns out ladybug went mask-off and is blatantly being an americanphobe

🇫🇷 pariscitizen-banned-remade PLEADEEEE DELETE YOUR BLOG

when you were released from your duties as a large rock a girl in a red suit with black polka dots was standing on the eiffel tower vowing to protect the city. you think that's a big challenge for such a young girl to take on. she can't be older than fifteen or sixteen, maybe younger, even. you'd try to help, somehow, but how? you're powerless against these black butterflies. against "hawk moth", whoever (whatever?) that is.

you're not going to leave. you've lived here for years, you've built a life here. you won't leave. you've made your peace with it all- with the crowds of people, with the cost of rent, with the supervillain, with the ladybuggirl and catboy who occasionally save the city from complete destruction. you just have to be more careful now.

you've made your peace with it, mostly.

it's an average tuesday when an akumatized supervillain in a purple-and-black suit is spotted running around paris. he's stealing people's voices, collecting them. it is no longer an average tuesday when ladybug's voice is stolen. you're not too clear on the mechanics of it all, but you know ladybug needs to be able to speak to cast her "miraculous ladybug" and turn everything back to normal. you don't know what happens now. you assume it's not good. you invite the people on the street outside to come inside the shop you work at and lock the doors.

ladybug's voice is stolen, the mayor's voice is stolen, all is lost, a vacuum falls from the sky and all returns to normal in a manner well suited for a 20-some minute episode of television. you keep your eyes glued on the tv in case something else happens. a sketchy music producer reveals his lies live on air and ladybug dips out, but not before telling the catboy, "see you soon, my kitty!"

ELDRICH HORROR MARINETTE! Marinette never existed (or if she did, she hasn't herself for a long time). There's an eldritch abomination that came to enjoy humanity, so it took the form of Marinette Dupain-Cheng, under its holders: Tom and Sabine.

It thinks nobody knows, but quite a few people know and also know how dangerous it would be to upset it. So they treat her with all the love in the world, give her all the opportunities and even try and give her the boy she likes. Bad things tend to happen to people who make her angry.

Grey wagtail (Motacilla cinerea)