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adrien in therapy:
"hey google, can i call cps on a dead man?"
oh she will have a FEILD DAY when the truth comes out
In my fanon~ Chloe 100% would know how gay Zoe is 🤪 and would put her in Marinette’s path just to see what would happen.
weird slip up but okay
Poor babies
and the mystery remains unsolved to this day.........

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OH MY GOD. of COURSE marinette dupain cheng will give up her memories. Of COURSE. what cosmic irony. Its such a warped reverbaration of Gabriel's final mistake. She's trapped in the inescapable situation in which she knows she cannot spare Adrien a future of unimaginable suffering no matter what she does. Shes realized she just cannot stop it now, and it's killing her. She is utterly helpless in this situation as the tragedy has already occurred, already was sealed before Adrien had even been born. And all she can do is watch.
And now she knows what Adrien needs, which is the truth, is the one thing she cannot give him. THE ONLY THING that's not within her power because she's convinced it will potentially put the entire universe in danger and thats the only thing she utterly cannot do.
So whats left? What is the only way she can give Adrien what he needs while also saving the universe from her pitiful mistakes? What is the only thing left in her power to do?
That's right. Take herself out of the equation entirely.
She is going to give up her life (of memories) so that she can deliver Adrien what (she thinks) he needs and protect the rest of the universe from her errors.
Im going to be ill
she'll give everything she possibly can for him im going to be sick
Really interesting through-line I did not expect for them to start building up in season 6 is how like… more neurodivergent-coded they’ve made Marinette? And not just in a oh she’s forgetful haha way but in the way that Marinette’s canonical internalized ableism and toxic positivity are lowkey devastating to her relationship with Adrien, because she sort of just does not understand his depression. Like in her mind if she ever stopped to think about an issue in her life it would immediately lead her to fucking collapsing into a ball of swirling emotion, so she just constantly has a project or goal to occupy her mind (because she has undiagnosed adhd and anxiety). So obviously she feels like the best way to help Adrien is to keep him on track, like helping him find a new hobby and passion and keeping his memory of his dad warm. But Adrien is just extra unreceptive to this because he is the most clinically depressed boy in the whole world.
Literally like why did they put that in
marinette subconsciously picking up on some of the terms of endearment sabine uses on tom in mandarin and accidentally using one on chat noir as ladybug. since he understands mandarin it flusters him so bad he turns the same colour of her suit and then falls off a roof. can anyone hear me.
if her web of lies wasn’t already complicated enough
tumblr discourse in the miraculous universe must be insane
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Hot take: being akumatized is NOT an excuse to be cruel to people. You are responsible for your behavior
🌸 normalfrenchgirl man what the hell are you talking about
🥖 eiffeltowerluvr ????? hawk moth literally mind controls you i don't know what IS an excuse if that's not one
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Anyone who says they "couldn't help it" because they were "akumatized" is literally just an abuser looking for plausible deniability
🇫🇷 pariscitizen kill yourself like actually
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❤️🩹 kindheartedparisian sent an ask: i know people are attacking you over that post but just to explain why people are mad -- as someone who's been akumatized, the thing about being akumatized is it's really hard to break out of and you're not fully in control of your actions, even if you're aware enough to know what you're saying/doing you can't really stop yourself
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc answered: What a convenient excuse for an abuser. Sorry I don’t buy it I don’t think anything can make you act against your morals if you hold them strongly enough
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🧀 cheesefan69 sent an ask I actually genuinely think you deserve to die. I’m not akumatized for the record this is coming straight from the heart
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc People are calling me an asshole and then sending me asks like this
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👩🏾🎨 stripedjumperandberet idk i mean,,, my abuser used to lie about being akumatized so i think this conversation needs a little more nuance? because this absolutely happens unfortunately
🚬 frenchcigarettes MINE DID TOO i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭
🧘🏻♂️ calmchillguy @.stripedjumperandberet @.frenchcigarettes if u fell for that lie u literally deserved it idc
🧀 cheesefan69 @.calmchillguy that’s so far over the line man what’s your issue
🧘🏻♂️ calmchillguy i was akumatized my bad
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🌐 cecenestpasunblog love when there’s some stupid bullshit happening on the tl. Yeah sure what you do while akumatized reveals your true beliefs whatever. If we’re just saying anything now
🪶 pigeonsnumber2fan help meee people are saying WHAT
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🌸 normalfrenchgirl This is ridiculous lol that guy’s in my inbox spamming me with bullshit i’m gonna block him in a min but it’s kind of entertaining I’ll post the best ones later
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🛍️ chloebourgeois That guy is lowkey right I love being akumatized I can just kinda do whatever and nobody questions it
🐞 ladybug ??????????
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🐿️ ilovesquirrels sent an ask How do you live in Paris and not understand how akumatization works lmao
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc I don’t live in Paris
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🎸 gays4jaggedstone He doesnt even live in Paris……… #WHATTTTTTTTT
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🐈 catboyblorbo Is ANYBODY else seeing that guy insisting akumatizarion doesnt make you do anything you dont want to do . Bc he just revealed he’s not even from Paris
👩🏾🎨 stripedjumperandberet LMFAOO?????
🐈 catboyblorbo I actually feel like im going crazy what is going on
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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Now people are acting like just because I'm from America I can't have an opinion on French culture I guess
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🐿️ ilovesquirrels Am i having a fever dream
🥐 duvinetdescigarettes what are we talking about i just got up
🐿️ ilovesquirrels Some guy got on here talking about how akumatization is just an excuse for abuse and just revealed he's literally american
🎸 gays4jaggedstone don't even worry about it babygirl go back to sleep
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🚬 frenchcigarettes OH MY GODDDD ladybug herself saw the discourse du jour 😭
🌸 normalfrenchgirl i love how online she is tbh it's so funny she's so me. saving paris from supervillains then logging on to post like anyone else it's awesome
🐞 ladybug normalfrenchgirl i see u in my notes all the time and i check your blog like it's the morning news you're so good at posting
🌸 normalfrenchgirl
HI?????????? #sorry for making 5 different posts about the thumbprint cookies i had the other day they were really good
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🚬 frenchcigarettes sent an ask: ladybug what are ur thoughts on The Discourse
🐞 ladybug we could bring our akumatization rate down like 20% if we banned american tourists
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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc So it turns out ladybug went mask-off and is blatantly being an americanphobe
🇫🇷 pariscitizen-banned-remade PLEADEEEE DELETE YOUR BLOG
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you're a long suffering citizen of ml!paris. you used to like it here, used to wake up a little early to grab a coffee on your walk to work. until sometime recently- a couple months ago, maybe? you can't quite remember- supervillains started appearing around the city at random every couple of days. the first one was terrifying. you had no idea what to do and all you could think about was your son at his first day of school. you needed to know he was alright. he was, but you didn't find out that day- that day, you were a rock statue, frozen in the warm late-summer air.
when you were released from your duties as a large rock a girl in a red suit with black polka dots was standing on the eiffel tower vowing to protect the city. you think that's a big challenge for such a young girl to take on. she can't be older than fifteen or sixteen, maybe younger, even. you'd try to help, somehow, but how? you're powerless against these black butterflies. against "hawk moth", whoever (whatever?) that is.
you're not going to leave. you've lived here for years, you've built a life here. you won't leave. you've made your peace with it all- with the crowds of people, with the cost of rent, with the supervillain, with the ladybuggirl and catboy who occasionally save the city from complete destruction. you just have to be more careful now.
you've made your peace with it, mostly.
it's an average tuesday when an akumatized supervillain in a purple-and-black suit is spotted running around paris. he's stealing people's voices, collecting them. it is no longer an average tuesday when ladybug's voice is stolen. you're not too clear on the mechanics of it all, but you know ladybug needs to be able to speak to cast her "miraculous ladybug" and turn everything back to normal. you don't know what happens now. you assume it's not good. you invite the people on the street outside to come inside the shop you work at and lock the doors.
ladybug's voice is stolen, the mayor's voice is stolen, all is lost, a vacuum falls from the sky and all returns to normal in a manner well suited for a 20-some minute episode of television. you keep your eyes glued on the tv in case something else happens. a sketchy music producer reveals his lies live on air and ladybug dips out, but not before telling the catboy, "see you soon, my kitty!"
as though he is not on national televison, the cat grins and rests his chin on his hands. he says, "i love when she calls me that." you wonder, does he know he's still on the air? is he aware he's on national television? he's still smiling into the distance, lovestruck. you wonder, how is it that your life is in the hands of a lovesick teenage catboy and the buggirl he kills himself in front of three times a week?
god gives his toughest battles to his strongest lesbians (Available HERE)
"how gay are you?" yes
Nino and Alya come from large families so they’re only gonna have one or two kids while Adrien and Marinette are both only children and are thus going to produce a literal mountain of offspring
Marinette: seriously, how did you miss that I was in love with you for three goddamn years
Adrien: I don’t know, how did YOU miss that LITERALLY EVERYONE WE KNOW is in love with YOU?
Marinette: that can’t be right
Adrien: *pulls an address book from his back pocket labeled “People Who Are in Love With Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Volume III”*
Okay this is going to sound weird but I got the idea of an Miraculous Ladybug AU.
ELDRICH HORROR MARINETTE! Marinette never existed (or if she did, she hasn't herself for a long time). There's an eldritch abomination that came to enjoy humanity, so it took the form of Marinette Dupain-Cheng, under its holders: Tom and Sabine.
It thinks nobody knows, but quite a few people know and also know how dangerous it would be to upset it. So they treat her with all the love in the world, give her all the opportunities and even try and give her the boy she likes. Bad things tend to happen to people who make her angry.
However the Miraculous was both a blessing and a curse for 'Marinette'. Because it gave her Tikki, who makes her Ladybug and ironically makes her feel more human. People genuinely love Ladybug and worship her. However, it also summoned powers that can combat her. It's only a matter of who wrecks havocs on Paris first: the Butterfly villains or Marinette.

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Fuuuck there's a birdwatching yuri manga... goodbye productivity...
This is my shit I fear
tears in my eyes. Birds are so cool
I'm obsessed
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Grey wagtail (Motacilla cinerea)
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